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FlyingSquid, in Inspired by reading everyday news
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Why is a bright future assumed?

sbv,

Sun eventually goes supernova.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t. It’s not massive enough. It turns into a red giant, then collapses into a white dwarf and eventually fusion basically stops.

snowraven,

Yeah that’s totally not a worse death.

lolcatnip,

Realistically speaking, any of the major changes that happen near the end of a star’s life will make their planets uninhabitable on a time scale that seems pretty long from a human perspective. Imagine the last 100 years of climate change, but it just keeps getting worse at the same pace for a million years. By the time a star swells into a giant or explodes in a supernova, there won’t be anyone around to notice.

Donovar,

Alternatively, if we wait long enough we always have the heat death of the universe to look forward to.

Rolando,

I read in this book that there’s a restaurant just before that happens where you can bounce back and forth between the death of the universe and the hours before it. So that sounds cool.

al177,

Try the steak.

Darukhnarn,

I don’t like food that talks to me before I eat it.

fluke,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

Are you a cannibal?

Darukhnarn,

It’s another spin on the aforementioned restaurant. It’s from a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. In said restaurant (Milliways) the cows have been bred to wanting to be eaten and expressing said wish directly to the customers.

mister_flibble,

Shh!" said Ford. “It’s conical. So what you do is, you see, you fill it with fine white sand, alright? Or sugar. Fine white sand, and/or sugar. Anything. Doesn’t matter. Sugar’s fine. And when it’s full, you pull the plug out… are you listening?” “I’m listening.” "You pull the plug out, and it all just twirls away, twirls away you see, out of the plughole. “Clever.” “That’s not the clever bit. This is the clever bit, I remember now that this is the clever bit. The clever bit is that you then thread the film in the projector… backwards!” “Backwards?” “Yes. Threading it backwards is definitely the clever bit. So then, you just sit and watch it, and everything just appears to spiral upwards out of the plughole and fill the bath. See?” “And that’s how the Universe began is it?” said Arthur. “No,” said Ford, "but it’s a marvelous way to relax.

fluke,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

That’s not bright at all. That’s the darkest thing.

Donovar,

Very true.

octoperson,

Yeah but in the process it’ll scour the surface off the earth so it’s not all bad news

nomecks,

Not before ballooning up and frying the Earth.

NaibofTabr,

Thermonuclear reactions are very bright

chemicalwonka, in chuckles. I'm in danger
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I’m German, this meme is old but gold

StellarTabi, in Inspired by reading everyday news

there’s only one future for humanity that’s bright posadist-nuke

dannoffs,
@dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It’s posadism time

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Climate change will also kill capitalism and can signal aliens far away.

Ghyste, in Shiny legs ✨🦵

More garbage posts. Lovely.

TangledHyphae,

It’s weird that this is a controversial comment. Who finds this post good and why?

namelivia, in ¿¿Que??

¿Dónde está la gracia?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

El perro está en la biblioteca.

araozu,

!No corren en el hospital cabrones¡

Chetzemoka, (edited )

También no mueran en el hospital, cabrones.

Con amor, una enfermera

Prunebutt, in Dirty Scab

Can someone give some context? It seems I’m out of the loop.

Is Stallone scabbing?

Grayox, (edited )
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Filmed a promo intro for the NFL on Fox for their pregame show and they gave a shout out to his documentary coming out on Netflix.

Prunebutt,

Thank you. What a c*nt.

SpaceNoodle,

You can say “cunt” on the Internet.

Prunebutt,

I was afraid that the skelleton warriors theme was gonna play if I do.

YeetPics,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

No he c*n’t

SuckMyWang,

Yes he cunt I checked before

SuckMyWang,

Cunt. Huh, you’re right!

Sethayy,

They can also not say cunt if they don’t wanna. Why you gatekeeping censorship

SpaceNoodle,

🙄

reverendsteveii,

Crunt.

Wait a minute, lemme try again.

Curbt.

Well f*ck…

soloner,

Sorry but I’m still not following… Can you explain it with full nuance? Was this during the strike?

Decoy321,

Actor strike is still going on. Only the writers strike ended.

soloner,

Sure… But that doesn’t answer my question. When did production start? Etc. one sentence replies really aren’t helping. Source?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

During the strike actors arent supposed to promote any projects, Stallone had been actively promoting his project and not just that but filming a promo for the NFL on fox. Doing work during a strike makes you a scab, its not that hard to understand.

Taringano,

It was veyy hard to understand for me. Thanks for providing this full context now.

soloner,

Thanks! That’s all I was looking for… appreciate you!

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

No problem!

echo64,

If you work for a struck company during a strike, you are a scab. He did work for two struck companies during the strike. He’s a scab.

Selmafudd, (edited )

Lol imagine having a go at somebody’s reply while you’re on the internet and can look it up yourself…

soloner,

Who else will fall for propaganda (not saying this is that) unless a source or more info is given?

Idk… I’m fine with political memes, but a source should be included…OP should leave a comment after posting with more info.

I’m not a Stallone fan at all, have no bias towards him. And that’s my goal, is to retain an unbiased opinion on this stuff. I could google it but then so does everyone else, some of which won’t.

Here’s a source I found, maybe it will help someone else. You’re welcome OP. Maybe next time do this yourself.

showbiz411.com/…/sylvester-stallone-will-promote-…

Selmafudd,

Brah is a meme community, the shit needs to be funny not true and peer reviewed

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Lol, lmao even.

YeetPics,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Wait, you asked OP for that link and he had the fucking gall to not google it for you?! Wow, that’s bogus af.

Cranakis,

There’s nothing odd about asking for a source. Wtf are you on about?

YeetPics,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

The issue is not that op was asked for a source. The issue is that the person asking didn’t have it handed to them on a silver platter. Keep up.

MiddledAgedGuy,

What’s the problem? Good faith question, not being disagreeable. Does he go on about struggling actors in the documentary? Oh or a famous person using their fame to their advantage?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

He filmed a promo for a company that is still actively being struck by his Union, the documentary is about his life or some shit, i dont really know, but either way actors aren’t supposed to promote or film during the strike, both of which Stallone has done.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Unless it was with a company that reached a deal with their Union such as A24 which has actively been filming for months and were barely effected by the strike cause they came to table in good faith instead of trying to wait the strike out like tge major studios.

bigbluealien,
@bigbluealien@kbin.social avatar

Is there a list of studios that have come to an agreement? I'd already heard of A24, I guess it could just be them though

MiddledAgedGuy,

Ah, I was only vaguely aware of the writer’s strike and didn’t tie that together. It all makes sense now. Thanks for the explanation. That’s pretty shitty.

Candelestine, in Inspired by reading everyday news

Yeah, you’re mostly missing the ages prior to middle. Like stone, which was pretty huge.

w00t,
@w00t@lemmy.ml avatar

Ok, added some bars to the left

Candelestine,

Ah, much better. lol

Zink, in Not all heroes wear capes
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

New is the best way to see content on a small instance anyways

Selmafudd,

Top Six Hour is the only way to roll. Unless you use something else which is also fine

XTornado, in OMW to create demon factory

It’s a risk I am willing to take to avoid having to clean it up myself.

ouRKaoS, in The bite of 87?

The bite of 7891

Barbarian, in chuckles. I'm in danger
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah, Teutoberg forest is so wonderful this time of year!

dislocate_expansion, in I won’t download your stupid app

what’s the difference between old.reddit and reddit? and why does reddit support old.reddit?

isolatedscotch,

one is the old, better, unrestricted ui (old) normal reddit is the new ui, with intrusive ads, mobile app popups, age restrictions etc

XTornado,

Why they support it still is truly a mistery with all the API stuff and so on… It’s a miracle it’s still available.

CriticalMiss,

Rumor has it some of the higher ups don’t like the new UI either.

someguy3,

Old Reddit has good formatting.

Makeitstop,

Old.reddit is reddit from a time when it was designed with user experience in mind, rather than trend chasing and maximizing ad placement.

I’ve heard that the reason old.reddit is still supported is because new reddit can’t run without it. I certainly wouldn’t be surprised if the developers of new reddit were pushed to rush something out to meet demands from higher up, and therefore didn’t make something clean and severable. I mean, we’re talking about a site whose video player wants to load every resolution at once on every video you scroll past in an infinite feed, my expectations aren’t terribly high.

RIP_Cheems, in chuckles. I'm in danger
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

His sins have yet to be forgiven by the dead.

BeefPiano, (edited ) in Loving this AI revolution so far

Technically they aren’t 24h if they didn’t shut down for one of the 1:00am hours last night. If they stayed open for both 1:00am hours, they’re a 25 hour service line today.

Viking_Hippie,

“We’ve been running for most of a year now. It’s what BeefPiano would call a 7000h service line”

ColeSloth, in Pizza Party

That’s some 70s shit right there. It was a different kind of creepy by the 80s.

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