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db2, in I won’t download your stupid app

❌ Anyway…

PolPratsMolina, in Pana Miguel de prueba
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Todo bien con la prueba.

RedditRefugee69, in ¿¿Que??

So… Spanish people aren’t normal people?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Nope.

magnetosphere, (edited )
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

If someone defied gravity when confused, I’d feel pretty comfortable saying that wasn’t normal, regardless of race.

akariii,

this is my 🤓 moment, but Spanish isn’t a race…

I know, I’ll take the 🤓

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, I just responded quickly without thinking.

Also, there’s nothing wrong with 🤓 as long as you own it, which you have!

akariii,

thank you, I feel validated in my 🤓ness

Techmaster,

Definitely not. Haven’t you met one before?

lemmytry,

op wasn’t expecting an inquisition.

FlyingSquid, in It be like that
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I miss David Warner.

Asudox, in Not all heroes wear capes
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I never sort by Top. The only thing I see are just memes and shitposts.

registrert,
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  • Asudox,
    @Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

    No it’s not like I hate memes and the shitposts, it’s just that they clutter up my feed when I sort by Top.

    Asudox, in It be like that
    @Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

    The man facing the old man is light yagami

    radioactiveradio,

    Or maybe it’s ryuk, he’s about to get the death note.

    SnotFlickerman, in chuckles. I'm in danger
    @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    In this episode of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VokGd5zhGJ4, our Roman friend here learns the necessity of Not Being Seen during war.

    KingThrillgore, in But I check for Sweet
    @KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

    I tried kelp milk, it wasn’t good. I went back to duck milk.

    TrickDacy, in Shiny legs ✨🦵
    @TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s literally all that is here.

    AdolfSchmitler,

    The legs aren’t shiny someone put white paint on them

    joneskind,
    @joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

    White paint or cocaine

    TrickDacy,
    @TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh boy do I feel like a dummy

    tyrefyre,

    I’m right there with you, I feel like a grade a dumbo on this one. Glad you asked.

    STUPIDVIPGUY,

    To be fair, I’m pretty sure they applied this paint with the intention of creating an illusion; they did a good job, so there’s no reason to feel dumb for seeing it as it appears.

    tyrefyre,

    Yah but the words told me to be looking for something else, hence why I felt like such a dummy

    octoperson, in ¿¿Que??

    🙃 me gusta ☺️

    FARTYSHARTBLAST, in I won’t download your stupid app
    @FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works avatar

    LPT: Don’t use reddit because it’s a fucking dumpster fire.

    photonic_sorcerer,
    @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    You think we’re any better?? I think the whole internet is a dumpster fire, and that’s the way it should be.

    FARTYSHARTBLAST, (edited )
    @FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yes: Dumpster fire or not, Lemmy is definitely better than reddit. No question.

    soggy_kitty,

    It’s more of a recycling bin fire

    someguy3,

    Compost fire (yes they can ignite).

    Justfollowingorders1,

    I used to work in the waste sector - been to a lot of dumps. Let me tell ya, public sector dumps were literal dumpster fires compared to their private counter parts. Inefficient. Years behind in technology. Weighted down by nepotism and typical government employees.

    It was such a relief when I knew I was assigned to a private sector dump where things just fucking worked because people just let it work.

    Fridgeratr,

    Yes!! We’re not perfect but we’re MILES better

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    I haven’t been back to Reddit in months, and maybe Reddit’s gotten worse since then, but Lemmy’s far worse than Reddit was when I left it. I stay here because I like the idea of the Fediverse, but this community is absolute garbage.

    SendMePhotos,

    It isn’t about being better trash, it’s about who controls the dump. I want to be able to view all trash in the way I choose. Not certain piles of trash that I’m forced view in a way that I can’t choose on my own.

    Cyv_, in Loving this AI revolution so far
    @Cyv_@kbin.social avatar

    In a similar vein, I'd like to remind my apartment complex that your emergency maintenance line doesn't count as an emergency maintenance line if nobody answers it outside of business hours.

    Especially if you only call me back after leaving a message Saturday, on Monday morning. The AC was broken and luckily it wasn't dead of summer, but it still hit 90 something inside Sunday, and god forbid it was flooding or something like that.

    uis,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    I remember how last year there was a long time when ambient temperature was about over 30 degrees too. I don’t have AC at home and if I remember correctly I just opened one window and attached foil to another so sun wouldl not heat my room as much. Wasn’t that bad.

    maximilian, in Not all heroes wear capes
    @maximilian@lemmy.ml avatar

    I am always on hot. It’s the best middle ground for me.

    irmoz, (edited ) in It be like that

    Reference for those out of the loop.

    Star Trek: The Next Generation, season 6 episode 10, “Chain of Command”.

    Picard is captured by Cardassians and tortured, with the promise that it will end if only he admits that there are 5 lights.

    pineapplelover,

    The original reference be from 1984

    irmoz,

    Yes!

    blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

    I always thought the episode premise describes on reddit was kinda dumb.

    Why doesn’t he just say there’s five lights knowing there’s four so he can get out and start helping people who need him?

    Useless pride? Or do they have some kind of monitoring system that only releases him if he tricks himself into believing there’s now five lights?

    RememberTheApollo_,

    Why does he just say there’s five lights knowing there’s four so he can get out and start helping people who need him?

    Because it’s an entertaining TV show that likes morality tales. Applying real-world logic to most any show would stop the show in the first 5 minutes.

    KnowledgeableNip,

    “I had a minor misunderstanding with my friend, how can I fix it?!”

    ‘… talk to them about it?’

    “oh, right.”

    Roll credits

    Kuro, in Not all heroes wear capes

    And here I thought hot was just the norm

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