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Mr_Fish, in Work is fulfilling and fun 🙃

Why not automate stuff? Do enough janky shit with excel functions and macros so you get everything you need from copying data into a worksheet.

CyberEgg,

Then you’re only getting more work, not more free time, for the same wage

FMT99,

Then you’re doing it wrong. If you’re good at automation you can get promoted readily.

But hey if you hate Excel that much why not find another type of work. Be a carpenter. Be a tour guide. No one is forcing you to work an Excel-only office job.

Sotuanduso,

Automate by hiring others.

CyberEgg,

You need to be lucky and have a good boss to get promoted.

FMT99,

With the jobmarket the way it is? If they don’t promote you, move on. I’m not saying it’s easy and of course there are people in tough spots for different reasons. But it’s more in your hands than many people think.

scubbo,

With the jobmarket the way it is?

Historically awful? Don’t get me wrong, the advice is still solid, but this was a weird way to preface it - it’s the hardest time in my 10-year career to “just find a new job”.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

See that’s where a lot of people go wrong

Automate what you can but don’t tell anyone and don’t turn it in any faster

Make your deadlines and be one with the chill

GingeyBook,

Then you have to play the look busy game if you’re in an office

Piemanding,

Some people excel at that.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

With the new free time you’ll be getting you’ll have plenty of time to practice

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

Finish on Monday, turn it in on Friday. The classic

UnspecificGravity, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

Honestly, just don’t go to that part of the Internet unless you absolutely have to. YouTube is a great resource for information, but it sucks as entertainment.

Ser_Salty,

That sounds like a you problem, honestly. Tons of great channels out there for basically any interest. Do you just, like, only ever look at the front page without logging in? Like just at the absolute lowest common denominator clickbait stuff?

UnspecificGravity,

I’m concerned about your inability to comprehend the notion of not living on YouTube 24/7.

Ser_Salty,

How did you get that from that? You said it sucks for entertainment, I said it doesn’t and you get from that that I can’t fathom not being on YouTube 24/7?

popemichael,
@popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You may not be going to the right areas of youtube.

I’m kept highly entertained with “True Crime” shows, audio books, manga & manhua recaps, and long form documentaries.

I’m always able to have something on my second monitor doing SOMETHING entertaining.

UnspecificGravity,

If that’s how you’re using it, then I think it’s reasonable for them to make some revenue from serving you a constant stream of entertainment.

popemichael,
@popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I pay for Google premium and I support a few patreons, yes.

That said, I still use ad block, sponsorship block, and privacy badger

Stuff like YouTube content should be free to those who can’t afford it. Plus, my privacy is my own.

Those are the two major issues here

UnspecificGravity,

Why should YouTube content be free?

averyminya, (edited )

Because the uploaders are doing it for free and it’s been working the way it currently has been, free for 20 years.

If YT had made it their monetization scheme to charge users for an account - by all means. They did not, they set up the expectation of their product that it is free*.

  • with ads, which they show on repeat and do nothing but waste the users time. There’s no reason why we can’t use an adblock. If the uploader or YT wants compensation, they have ways of obtaining that, either via donations, patronship, or premium accounts.

There is no reason that YouTube should suddenly be for pay or forced ads to use it. If they wanted that, they should have started out like that. If they wanted to not run at a loss, they should have planned for that. They did not, and it’s not on the users to suddenly make up for that shortsightedness.

Tl;Dr, while you can set up a foundation and decide to change it decades later doesn’t mean anything. The expectation from the users has already been set.

UnspecificGravity,

But YouTube DOES have advertising and they have had advertising for a decade, everyone that uploads content knows this and accepts it and in many cases is able to monetize their own content. You are arguing that you are entitled to use third party software to personally avoid ads, and your only argument for it is that you’ve been doing it a long time.

averyminya,

Then google should have done a better job vetting the ads so they don’t have malicious redirects or malware so that users wouldn’t feel the need to run adblocks to be safe.

In fact, Google as the most pervasive advertiser should probably have done that for all ads. I imagine if they weren’t so terrible, ad-blocks wouldn’t be so prevalent.

andyortlieb,

YouTube doesn’t owe you this. It’s up to you and creators to accept it or move away

aledo,

It shouldn’t necessarily be free, but the information about whether or not I’ve seen their ad is privileged. AdBlock detection is an invasion of my privacy and therefore AdBlock blocking must be circumvented.

Zink, in they're so innocent when they're young
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

I honestly just thought they liked us making silly noises

faerbit,

Very young humans do not understand the concept of object permanence. They actually think you’re gone, when they can’t see you. That is also why you can sometimes see little children closing their eyes, when they are playing hide and seek.

Zink, in What he doin 😩
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

Some episode on the kindness of helping other people so they don’t have to work

Malfeasant, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

I had one of the old fashioned distorted text ones the other day, but instead of something like “please enter the text above” it just said “are you human?” next to the text box. Naturally, I typed “yes” but that turned out to be the wrong answer.

raptir,

The correct answer is “or are you dancer?”

UlyssesT, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
zik, in this disappointment happened recently

Is this a thing that actually happens?

Evilphd666, in Long in the past, all the way back in 1993...
@Evilphd666@hexbear.net avatar
Zerush, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

You forgot the endless popups in the 2000s, which led to every browser integrating a popup blocker since then (and which often fail to stop actual malicious popups, no less)

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, in these years are a lot of pop ups, pop unders among other crap in some pages, but normally in most pages there was, apart of an ocassinal Banner not much else to justify an adblocker. But nowadays, between ads, clickbaits, cookie consent, adblocker detections and ant-adblocker, paywalls and other shit like these, you need a lot of extensions and scripts if you don’t want that the page fills your browser and HD with all kind of PUPs and unwanted scripts, apart of an ad/trackerblocker. It’s a cats and mouse game between companies which want to track and profile you with all kind of dirty tricks, and the user and devs continuos searching contrameasures to show them the middle finger.

yukichigai,
@yukichigai@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Almost, but needs a few tweaks:

  • Content should be border-to-border in the 2000 panel.
  • Needs to be 3 lines of content in 2010 and only two lines of content in 2018.
  • 2018 needs a slide-over autoplay video on the bottom-left of the content space.
MalachaiConstant,

2018 also needs one of those chatbot popovers in the bottom right of the page

ohlaph,

Basically. However, in early 2000, it had popups all over.

unionagainstdhmo,
@unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

How about those mobile ones where they gradually move in from the sides to form a border around the content until you tell them to fuck off

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Only in apps from Google Play. Use InVizible Pro from F-Droid

MrSilkworm,
@MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

reminds me of this scene from Idiocracy

reminds me of this scene from Idiocracy

IHaveTwoCows,

yoink

robocall, in Long in the past, all the way back in 1993...
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I would watch that

BluJay320,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

A Back to the Future reboot would be amazing if they did it right

bigkahuna1986,

I’m not convinced it’s possible for Hollywood to get this one right.

electrorocket,

Robert Zemeckis will be dead first.

blackluster117,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

IIRC, according to his rights agreement, he ACTUALLY has to be dead before they can attempt a remake.

electrorocket,

Yep, that’s why I said it.

Sidhean, in Long in the past, all the way back in 1993...

Wow, that’s so long ago! It’s been so long, I don’t remember the 1990s at all :)

BruceLee, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

Is this Tristan and Iseult observed by king Marc ?

Titan, in Agitate. Educate. Organize.

This is excellent

ComradePorkRoll,

You are excellent.

sergih, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

every girfriend’s computer that i’ve ever used*

semperpeppe,

This is sexist :(

gohixo9650,

Once I was using a girlfriend’s laptop and I told her very casually “I’m adding an adblock” when she replies me “no don’t block them, I like them because sometimes I find nice offers in the ads” and I froze. I wasn’t expecting that and I was so baffled like “what do you mean you like them, how do you live seeing more ads than what you originally came for” lol

Agent641,

What a great consumer!

octobob, in Work is fulfilling and fun 🙃

Trades are always hiring. My phone says I walk like 5 miles a day just working in our factory. I use my brain, body, problem-solving skills, and have real conversations with my coworkers daily about how to go about the work and solve problems, or just pass the time when we’re not as busy. I learn new things constantly and enjoy working with my hands and making my work look beautiful, which can be surprisingly deep in the field of industrial electrical work.

Just know that if anyone’s interested in this kinda thing, make sure you have some thick skin and maybe leave a terminally online brain at home

TonyToniToneOfficial,
@TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml avatar

Which trade are you in?

silasmariner,

I’m gonna guess industrial electrical work

octobob,

Yes. Specifically industrial control and automation, which is apples to oranges to commercial and industrial building power distribution for example.

I worked for GE as a grunt first building inverters for solar fields and power plants. Then I did field service for them in the American southwest when they shut down the factory and sent all the work to GE Germany and Japan.

Then when all of the re-work we were doing was done, I passed on traveling indefinitely and came back home to Pittsburgh. I got hired opening a new factory for a company that makes machinery used for plastics recycling and worked there for close to a decade as their only electrical technician. That shop holds a deep place in my heart for the connections and friendships I made there. But I saw us getting slow as fuck and everyone quitting and decided to switch jobs this year for a better paycheck and closer commute. Now I work solely in testing and do a bit of design work and drafting.

cruspies,
@cruspies@kbin.social avatar

making my work look beautiful

The plumber who did work in my kitchen made a fantastic job of the under-sink pipework. Everything curved and lined up just so, little screw valves instead of clunky taps, it's lovely. It's hidden away behind cleaning products, but I know it's there and it makes me smile. Thank you to tradespeople who enjoy their work!

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