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SuiXi3D, in Work is fulfilling and fun šŸ™ƒ
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

I feel incredibly blessed to have a job that allows me to do my work on my own time, and to utilize company resources to educate myself while on the clock. I honestly get excited to go to work nowadays, and it’s great. :)

alsaaas,
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You have drawn a good lot it seems. Tho no matter how pleasant the job, you still create more value for your boss than you get paid back by them… (value extraction for profit lessss goooo)

solariplex,

True, although this can be alliviated by working in a worker-owned cooperative business

alsaaas, (edited )
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

not rly, market machinations force co-ops to behave like for-profit capitalist companies regardless. The hell of capitalism is the firm, not the fact that it has a boss. Even if you have great conditions as a worker-owner, your privilege is just built on the backs of non-owner (aka. 2nd class) workers and outsourcing (see Mondragon in Spain for example)

Don’t get me wrong though: co-ops are still virtually always better than ā€œstandardā€ corporations imo. What I mean to say is that the systemic problem of capitalism is not solvable by just creating companies ā€œof a new typeā€

silasmariner,

You’re forgetting the fact that your work has zero value in a vacuum though. If you enjoy your employment and are well remunerated for it, then a cut for the enabler isn’t actually unreasonable. Having said that, the cut taken is usually way too high, but that’s another discussion…

alsaaas, (edited )
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The thing is: just owning the means for someone elses work is not a service you provide to others (ie. employment). That whole position (the private ownership of the means of others work) is redundant and leeches off of society

jlou,

The employers' claim extend beyond a cut. They solely appropriate 100% of the whole positive and negative product of the firm while employees as employees have 0% claim on the whole product

silasmariner,

Well that’s not really true… It’s very common for employees to be granted shares in some form or another, and of course your salary comes from some proportion of the firm’s profits. Don’t get me wrong, if I could just work on open source stuff all the time and have money magically appear in my account I’d be chuffed, but in the absence of a market, one arises - some people don’t want the hassle of figuring out what people actually want and are happy to lend their arms to the oars in exchange for someone else to figure out where to go, and of course some people feel like they have a good vision as to what will be productive but don’t have the ability to create the whole edifice themselves.

Regulation is, of course, important - in a democracy, the theory is that everyone has a right to vote for a government who will in turn protect their interests in what can otherwise become a very leveraged position for the employer - but the notion that every CEO is inherently a leech on society simply by virtue of being an employer seems a little too lacking in nuance for me to get onboard here.

In the context of the real world, I think it’s unquestionably the case that director-level positions are over-rewarded and insufficiently taxed and regulated, but I see that more as a failure of implementation; I’m not sure how people could ever cooperate on the diversity of projects that currently exist if the employer/employee relationship we’re forbidden. A lot of people are simply unable or unwilling to play the role of general; not everyone falls into that category of course, and it would be an interesting world if one could just join a collective effort and from the get-go be as highly rewarded and as listened to as the project’s progenitors, but it can often take a long time to build up context…

Anyway what I’m saying here is that dictating a global framework for the structure of collective effort is genuinely really hard, and that’s before you even get into the issues of what mandate is required for a body to be able to stipulate such a framework to begin with

jlou,

The latter problem could be solved by banning having non-member workers at the legal level and requiring giving workers voting rights in the firm they work in.

Worker coops don't behave exactly like for-profit companies. Anti-capitalism is more than just worker democracy. For example, another aspect is common ownership of land and natural resources with fees for use. This would ensure that worker coops factor in environmental costs

Rentlar,

It’s pretty plain for me to see it. I still like my job as well, but I know my company charges clients 3x my hourly wage for an hour of my time.

alsaaas,
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

If you and your co-workers cut out the middle man…

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

We get sued for breaching the non-compete clause in our contract?

SuiXi3D,
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

Oh believe me, I’m well aware. Having a healthy work environment doesn’t change the fact that it gets harder and harder every year to pay rent.

alsaaas, (edited )
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s why it makes me livid when landbastards talk about ā€œpassive incomeā€ā€¦ it’s just extorting money from working ppl (who actually create value) for the ā€œprivilegeā€ of having one’s basic needs met

ina,

did you start planning your communist revolution yet?

Catsrules,

Is there is job that isn’t value extraction for profit?

That is the entire point of hiring someone is to make more profit.

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

The problem is we are severely underpaid while the high positions make a bank

specfreq,
@specfreq@lemmy.world avatar

Workers cooperatives typically focus on more than pure profit since the values of the workers and owner are aligned.

These can be broad and intangible goals compared to seeing the money numbers go up and down, like instead of getting laid off in economic hardship, the worker/owners receive a pay cut. Or you might hire more people than there’s work so that everyone can leave a bit earlier.

neptune, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Based on the name of the site, I immediately assumed they were going to argue about technique, not how to count and do math! lmao

bingbong, (edited )

This is fucking amazing šŸ˜‚

I want to see that calendar so bad

Edit: new challengers keep approaching, it’s the gift that keeps on giving!

jettrscga,

I’m on board to argue. Saying every other day and then 5 days a week is incredibly triggering.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I love how he somehow manages to get 4 workout days every week by just pushing the start of the week forward in post

Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday

Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday

Week 3 - Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Monday

Week 4 - Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Tuesday

Week 5 - Thursday, Saturday, Monday, Wednesday

Week 6 - Friday, Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday

BreakDecks,

I got through page 1 and this conversation has already gone too far. I don’t know if I’m emotionally ready for page 2, much less all 5.

funnystuff97,

By chance, have you read Matt Parker’s ā€œHumble Piā€?

neptune,

No. Should I have?

funnystuff97,

Just curious. Matt talks about this exact forum argument in the book while on the topic of off-by-one errors. Super hilarious book, highly recommend.

nodimetotie,

I wish the OP added ā€œJustin-27ā€ and ā€œTheJoshā€ to the picture

neptune,

Reeeeepooooooost

makyo,

You are welcome again: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eECjjLNAOd4

Brown_dude69, in Work is fulfilling and fun šŸ™ƒ

I personally feel attacked.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. What about those of use who are in Google Sheets 9 hours a day? Fuck OP.

alsaaas,
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m sorry, how could I forget? smh šŸ˜”

EvolvedTurtle,

Hey, This is lemmy! You gotta include the open source ones too like OpenOffice and LibraOffice That might fly in other platforms but not lemmy

alsaaas, (edited )
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Lmao, I don’t think they enjoy whidespread corporate usage tho. Also Excel is pretty much a synonym for spreadsheets in general at this point

alsaaas, (edited )
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sorry to hear that… Maybe join a union and/or socialist party/org in your area to bring about change?

It’s ok if you don’t have the energy/motivation for that though… maybe just spread the word that a better world, where the economy is democratically controlled and owned by the public, is possible?

AutomaticJack, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

I once had a user whose PC would freeze every time they tried to see their desktop. Like, you minimise something full screen and the PC would freeze for a few minutes and crawl while the desktop was in view.

Turns out they had more than 4,000 items on their desktop.

That day I learned where Windows puts icons that don’t fit on the desktop (it stacks them all on the first icon’s place, lol). And this wasn’t even the problem they called about! They were just grumpily blaming Microsoft and working around it for years.

I guess my point is computer illiterate/belligerent people will find a way around the problems they cause and just blame something/someone else.

n3m37h,

I know what the problem is! Its the gigabytes! - Customer 15 years ago…

Beelzebob, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

I argue with people on the Internet so that my partner gets less of my batshit crazy.

Facebones, in Rule #2 Double tap

Man I was fairly anti-Israel just on the grounds of ā€œyou stole a bunch of land, kicked everyone out, and they’re pissed no shitā€

Then I listened to a podcast with an expert on the area/history who lives there as well, just a basic rundown of how society works there was all I needed. Jews are fine, but the ā€œnationā€ of Israel needs to be dismantled.

BanthaFood,
@BanthaFood@feddit.de avatar

Well obviously ā€œJews are fineā€.

This whole thing isn’t about religion. It’s about human rights and nothing else. I am so disgusted by all the blames of anti semitism thrown around currently. And at the same time there are legit anti semites running around, that are more often than not siding with Israel, but everyone seems to focus on the ā€œpro Hamas radical anti semitesā€ that are somehow emerging right now. No. It’s not about religion, ethnicity or whatever. It’s about basic human rights for everyone!

Facebones,

Well obviously ā€œJews are fineā€

Sure but most Americans treat calling the actions of Israel bad as basically Hitler.

The anti semites are out in force on the side of Israel because it’s precisely the form of society they want here. Tiers of rights with the highest only going to one particular group.

Diabolo96, in Work is fulfilling and fun šŸ™ƒ

Doing excel for 9 hours straight is far better than breathing toxic gases inside a damp,badly lit coal mines tho. Juste saying…

UlyssesT,

Doing excel for 9 hours straight is far better than breathing toxic gases inside a damp,badly lit coal mines tho. Juste saying…

smuglord

Give it time. Those work conditions are getting gradually worse all over again as the internal contradictions intensify.

alsaaas,
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes of course and eating trash is better than eating shit

Diabolo96,

What I mean is that work conditions have vastly improved compared to the last century (thanks to unions). It may be miserable yes but it’s a far cry from the horrible work that our ancestors were forced to endure starting from a young age.

alsaaas, (edited )
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I get what you mean. Ofc class struggle has brought us many concessions, technology progresses over time and the industrialized countries add more and more abstraction layers to manual work.

My point would be that we do have to view the working conditions relative to what’s possible at the given time. Given the resources humanity has today, fully automated luxury (queer) space communism is within realistic reach!

It’s a similar answer as to world hunger: it’s a systematic distribution - not resource - problem. That being artificially created scarcity thanks to a profit and greed driven economic base (capitalism) and inequitable/inefficient allocation of resources (markets)

Diabolo96,

I can only agree

electrogamerman,

Is it tho?

Pelicanen,

Depends on the trash. Depends on the shit.

Rentlar,

I suppose that is the 3 largest domino.

RickyRigatoni, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

You can’t even tell what they’re arguing about until around 200 replies in.

_cnt0,

Let’s have an argument. We’ll know what it’s about when we get there. I’ll start:

Hard disagree!!!

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

PERSONAL ATTACK AFTER DIGGING THROUGH YOUR PROFILE.

_cnt0,

Nonsensical statement involving plankton

WereCat,

Exactly as not described

_cnt0,

Well, actually it is.

What a sorry excuse for an argument.

WereCat,

I can’t even find the words for how incredibly supercalifragilisticexpialidociously stupid that sounds when I take your lack of argument into consideration

_cnt0,

I can’t even find the words […]

That seems to be constant with you, doesn’t it?

[…] supercalifragilisticexpialidociously […]

Try to leave your childhood trauma out of this, and we might be able to turn this trainwreck of a discussion into something productive.

[…] your lack of argument […]

Right. It is so obvious from the context that you haven’t even considered the effects that stabilizing the eel population in the Caucasus could have on achieving world peace.

Scientists saying empty space not really being empty doesn’t lend your argumentative vacuum any substance.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

So often do I see people starting their comment with some variation of that or ā€œyou’re wrong!ā€ But then they basically agree with that the other was saying. People just want to shout and be angry and dominant and not even really reading what the other one is saying.

_cnt0,

So often do I see people starting their comment with some variation of that or ā€œyou’re wrong!ā€

Proof? Pictures or it didn’t happen.

But then they basically agree […]

I still disagree.

[…] with that the other was saying.

Yah, I’m certainly not saying what you’re saying, buddy.

People just want to shout […]

Who’s shouting? Lots of unfounded claims here …

[…] and be angry […]

Well, you’re starting to make me angry.

[…] and dominant […]

I am. And I’m not sorry.

Is this your first internet argument, kid?

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

PTSD intensifies

_cnt0,

Try to stay on the topic.

ieightpi, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

It makes me happy knowing that people had a sense of humor in medieval times. I want a print of that full painting.

Sanity_in_Moderation, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

An argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

No it isn’t.

Mr_Dr_Oink,

Yes it is!

HurlingDurling, in Kitchen when Dad cook

That’s me after just making toast with scrambled eggs

LoamImprovement, in Do yourself a favor

Is it really that bad? Like I’ve had bad slaw before but the good stuff with fennel and celery seed is tasty. Nice little appetizer to your fish and chippo.

Flax_vert, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

This is the thing I miss the most about Reddit.

explodicle,

I feel like on Lemmy I get in more substantive arguments about the subject, and less of the other person playing armchair psychologist when I don’t see it their way.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but we also have some of the most pedantic people I’ve ever dealt with, who will completely ignore your entire argument because they found a tiny bit of nuance in your word choice that they then cling to like it makes any fuckin sense

AceFuzzLord, in Kitchen when Dad cook

If that’s how your kitchen ends up after cooking, I think you need to learn how to clean as you cook. That, or just stay outta my way.

01189998819991197253, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

I used this scene in a cybersecurity training session. I knew it got the point across, when our resident ad-clicker asked me for advice to avoid that situation.

E: she asked for advice for her home computer, as she didn’t understand that ā€œat home and at workā€ meant ā€œat home and at work with any device, not just work’sā€

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