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MonkderZweite, in The Netherlands

This horse is beaten to death, but still jumping?

SatansMaggotyCumFart, in Nuts are relatively healthy

During this month I practice retrograde ejaculation. You jam your finger into your taint just as you cum, and it re-directs the ejaculate into the bladder.

This is the No-Nut-November loophole.

(P.S. masturbation is a healthy part of life if practiced in a responsible and consensual manner)

M137, in The other inflation issue

'Murica moment.

Fastfood isn’t cheaper than eating healthy in the majority of the world.

PunnyName, in Real

Get in the Eva, Shinji!

Zerush, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock
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ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

You forgot the endless popups in the 2000s, which led to every browser integrating a popup blocker since then (and which often fail to stop actual malicious popups, no less)

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, in these years are a lot of pop ups, pop unders among other crap in some pages, but normally in most pages there was, apart of an ocassinal Banner not much else to justify an adblocker. But nowadays, between ads, clickbaits, cookie consent, adblocker detections and ant-adblocker, paywalls and other shit like these, you need a lot of extensions and scripts if you don’t want that the page fills your browser and HD with all kind of PUPs and unwanted scripts, apart of an ad/trackerblocker. It’s a cats and mouse game between companies which want to track and profile you with all kind of dirty tricks, and the user and devs continuos searching contrameasures to show them the middle finger.

yukichigai,
@yukichigai@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Almost, but needs a few tweaks:

  • Content should be border-to-border in the 2000 panel.
  • Needs to be 3 lines of content in 2010 and only two lines of content in 2018.
  • 2018 needs a slide-over autoplay video on the bottom-left of the content space.
MalachaiConstant,

2018 also needs one of those chatbot popovers in the bottom right of the page

ohlaph,

Basically. However, in early 2000, it had popups all over.

unionagainstdhmo,
@unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

How about those mobile ones where they gradually move in from the sides to form a border around the content until you tell them to fuck off

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Only in apps from Google Play. Use InVizible Pro from F-Droid

MrSilkworm,
@MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

reminds me of this scene from Idiocracy

reminds me of this scene from Idiocracy

IHaveTwoCows,

yoink

velox_vulnus, in You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.

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  • Kusimulkku,

    I weep for you

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    You’ve never licked the beaters?

    Did your parents keep you in oubliette?

    VikingHippie,

    Or an Iron Maiden?

    I hope you’re not a prisoner but a free (wo)man and your blood is your own now!

    velox_vulnus,

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  • Micromot,

    Whatever you use for stirring, didn’t you lick that after the batter is done?

    HonoraryMancunian,

    Oh man, wait till you see what I do to spoons

    CaptKoala, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

    I just dual booted my desktop with Linux Mint the other day, for funsies I tried navigating the net (before adding UBO) and it was a shitshow.

    0/10 do not recommend.

    TryingToEscapeTarkov, in Yea, ADHD give me super power to do that

    I will dead ass be seriously trying to listen to them and then my brain is like “remember that time when…” and then all is lost.

    Kase,

    Don’t be so hard on yourself, at least you remembered something! :D

    baronvonj, (edited )
    @baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

    I can’t begin to express how many times I got side-tracked telling myself how attentive I was going to be, and losing like 15 minutes of the lecture to that jnternal pep talk.

    Oha, in Big year for classic rock fans

    I almost cried while watching the Now and Then Music Video

    southsamurai,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Shit, I did cry. Then I sent the link to my mom that was around for the Beatles when they were hitting the US, and she cried.

    I have no clue why it hit me so hard, but damn it did.

    CluckN, in stock photo stonks📈

    All 5 of them

    Gradually_Adjusting,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m pretty sure that’s why this is funny dawg

    tja, in But I check for Sweet
    @tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I don’t need to be high for that

    lolcatnip, in Common Marx W

    IMHO the bigger gotcha on the “states’ rights” lie is that the Confederate constitution gave states no more rights than the US constitution, while specifically denying one: the right to abolish slavery within their borders.

    kameecoding,

    the biggest gotcha is asking back

    “the state’s rights to do what?”

    jcdenton, in I'm too high for this
    @jcdenton@lemy.lol avatar

    Smokers are jokers

    Deepus,

    Yeah, we can be a pretty fun bunch.

    reverendsteveii, in Common Marx W

    state’s rights

    wanted the federal government to override the rights of free states

    made slavery mandatory rather than leaving it up to the states

    tried to flat-out steal entire states using violence

    Like every conservative, when they talk about freedom they’re only talking about their freedom to do what they want, and their freedom to make you do what they want using violence.

    Octopus1348, in The Netherlands

    Yeah, because there will be a nether portal and lava everywhere.

    VikingHippie,

    That’s the Netherworld. Common mistake.

    thehatfox,
    @thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

    Don’t mistake the Netherlands for the Nether Regions either.

    VikingHippie, (edited )

    I did that once, wasn’t so bad. The people at the embassy just politely referred me to the Red Light District 🤷

    IWantToFuckSpez,

    Nether World is in Orlando. Europe has only Nether Land

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