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Fiivemacs, in yeugh

Put him over the camera on the self checkout…someone will come to assist you in carrying your groceries to the car

Player2, in school night bedtime hack

Skyrim exploration ambience 10 hours

catsup, in So Shiny

Mine’s a liver stone <3

KuroiKaze, in 30's wheel of pain

Basically, if you do a little bit, take care of yourself, you should live a pain-free existence. Especially pay attention to your core strength because that will take most of the load off of your back and other support muscles. I really recommend climbing and Brazilian jiu-jitsu as great ways to build up core strengths without just sitting in a gym being bored

scytale, in It's right behind me, isn't it

Also, bills.

scytale, in It's right behind me, isn't it

Also, bills.

fluke,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

You posted the same thing twice and that’s an important lesson about bills in the real world, kids.

scytale,

Dammit, my UI glitched out. Thanks for pointing it out.

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Keep both.

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Keep both.

Endorkend,
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

That seems to happen a lot with Kbin and Lemmy.

Either you hit add comment and it says it had some error, so you do it again and it actually worked the first time.

Or you hit it once and somehow it posts it twice.

That's why some apps use this mechanism to gate submissions by a few seconds.

So you can't submit or edit/save more than once every 5 seconds or so.

BassaForte,
@BassaForte@lemmy.world avatar

Also, bills.

HenriVolney, in Toyota Hilux is best lux

All sorts of armed rebels in the Sahel too

linearchaos, in creator trolly
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

No no no, doesn’t stop there.

Then you created a business, run by your most…devout… followers, they’ll manage the business.

You pay them to collect money for you, and um, teach them the ways and make sure they bring their families and friends in.

You tell them they are all horrible people who will suffer in eternity unless they worship you and thank you that they were born.

Then your managers, they meet with all your followers and shake them down tell them how important it is to fund the business.

It’s a very complex thing really being the creator of the universe and having to have people start a business to fund…um…worshiping you…

HenriVolney, in US Governor has called in the national guard

Dad joke tier

Skkorm, in those ppl...

The only thing that keeps me going back to Reddit is extremely niche subreddits having no mass here. Honestly if the Nuzlocke subreddit had more activity, I’d probably never open Reddit

Sunroc,

Yeah I still use reddit for football. Bluesky is getting better(still too little content), but mastodon was just full of spam for me.

samson,

The best community for tea ☕ is on Reddit too, but it’s mainly that and Ukrainian news that I browse.

wolf6152, in It's right behind me, isn't it

I’m mailing Nelnet a bag of dog shit every month. Fuck em

ericbomb,

I stg did they buy all the debt cheap because everyone else was worried it was going to be canceled or something?

Facebones,

With the guarantee to never time out, I didn’t know student loans got traded like Pokémon cards akin to medical debt.

I wonder if you could get these buyers like you can get most medical buyers, with them not having the appropriate records to “prove” you owe it. 🤔I’m sure that loophole is probably closed for student debt though.

adhocfungus,

I got moved to Nelnet as well and I hate 'em. At least my last provider had a decent website and didn’t constantly get confused about how much I owe.

frostycakes,
@frostycakes@lemmy.ml avatar

Somehow they’re an upgrade over the pure dumpster fire that was my old servicer (Fedloan, which I found out was owned by the fucking state government of Pennsylvania. Can’t believe the states are allowed in the loansharking game). I still want to go to Lincoln and show them a nice time, but at least those keystone fuckers are out of the game for good.

dangblingus, in If you ain't got buns,hon.

So cute, it thinks hamburg buns are it’s babies

someguy3, in It's right behind me, isn't it

Now that’s a scary photo.

CareHare,

Imagine holding the camera and having to tell your buddy without making him shit his pants.

AlecSadler, in Role of a lifetime

I…can’t actually tell if he’d make a better duck or lemonade stand character.

Sylver,

Both of course

Hello_there,

Whole movie. It's just cera and cera in a duck suit with the face showing.

XTornado,

Oh a Norbit like movie where half of the characters are Michael Cera.

ItsABarmcake, in Role of a lifetime

Hey

DmMacniel,

Got any grapes?

dadGPT,

and he waddled away…

trollblox_,

till the very next day…

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Waddle waddle

Somewhereunknown7351,
@Somewhereunknown7351@kbin.social avatar

till the very next day…

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