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killeronthecorner, in Not-choring is fun ok
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

I want to get off mr capitalism’s wild ride

MrVilliam,

It costs money to ride and even more money to not ride. That’s how they getcha.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

What about being ridden?

MrVilliam,

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

deegeese, in Priorities

In this house we believe acab.

Gabu, in Online Safety

A star-spawned horror rattles its crystalline cage! Shattered and unmade! Or, perhaps, reborn?

Malgas, in Online Safety

She met a funny, goofy boy who was deep

It’s always the Deep Ones.

Alue42, in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

I have never heard of the flowbee, but now that I've seen it I can only think of this

200ok,

It really does suck

HowMany, in So many people still think its ok for them to do📱

Or Maxwell’s client list…

arin,

I’m out of the loop, what’s this?

bobs_monkey,

The gal that recruited and ran girls under Epstein’s racket had a book of clients that turned up in evidence, and naturally the government isn’t going after a single one of them because they’re “special” aka rich and powerful

arin,

Sad

callyral, in And the world was flat, like an Italian pizza
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

So non-Italian pizza isn’t flat… what shape is it? I’m guessing spherical, or maybe saddle-shaped?

Or does “flat” refer to the geometrical space of the pizza, so like, non-Euclidean pizza?

theFibonacciEffect, in Text wrap

Me in LaTeX: [H!], please be where I want you to be!

yoreel, in It is spooky season after all...

Is this from a movie?

mxcory,

It is from the show Doom Patrol.

yoreel,

Thanks!

TenderfootGungi, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

So it is perfectly 89°? What is the issue?

Gork, in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

Oh gosh I hate the Flowbee with a passion. Every time it came down on my head it pulled on the hair when cutting it, causing some pain.

But my dad wanted to save some money so I had to deal with it.

OpenStars, in Online Safety
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

She lost her sanity, but think what she gained from it!

Asking the important questions here!:-P

erie09,

Probably just a 1d10 cantrip

Omgarm, in Not-choring is fun ok

You need 1 day to revive from work. This is why a 3 day workweek is good.

Tb0n3,

And here I am working 60 hours a week with one day off. On the plus side I’m making 90k+ per year.

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Gonna join the skeleton war before any of us

MarmaladeMermaid,

Same, unfortunately I live in an area where 80k is considered “low income” so at $90k I’m just doing “ok.”

MrVilliam,

That’s how it is here in northern VA.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Beats the 45k I’ll make with the same hours. Not trying to out poor you, just commiserating. Shits wack yo

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

90k salary but need to retire at the age of 45.

Tb0n3,

Lots of old truck drivers around.

Mog_fanatic,

one day to recoup from no sleep and working nonstop everyday. One day to do all the chores and errands you didn’t have time for during the work week. Then time to finally… do it all over again yay!

GrammatonCleric, in Online Safety
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t believe she missed that accent lol

davel, in Online Safety
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Halloween PSA: Check your children’s candy for Russian propaganda.

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