The Season of Warmth and Hope
disposabletentacle, I can't believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I'm legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.
killeronthecorner, 
Poe’s law in action
Jaytreeman, It's an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.
LittleTransPunk, 
They can find their tip in the field where I grow my fucks
flashgnash, It’ll be pretty easy to find it given that the field is barren
LittleTransPunk, Bold of you to assume that there will be a tip amongst my non-existent fucks
StalinIsMaiWaifu, 
How goes this years harvest?
SaltyIceteaMaker, Worse than last year. Seems to be a trend that the yield gets worse by the year
robzombie91, My fucking yields have been low this year. I have very little to give.
Toneswirly, It’s a parody account you guys…
Brilliant satire, but Poe’s Law seems to be in full effect.
hungryphrog, phew
Catsrules, Glad there is a chance for humanity after all.
captainlezbian, I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info
whileloop, 
You’ll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.
SpaceNoodle, Well, there’s your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.
SnipingNinja, I’m imagining a door made from many tiny doors (like pet doors but smaller) and it sounds terrible
LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?
If landlords aren’t happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.
alphapuggle, The Twitter account is a meme account, they don’t actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I’ve seen landlords that do expect such.
LemmyKnowsBest, Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn’t be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!
cumcum69, i’d happily tip my landlord over the side of a building
thorbot, I’ll tip them into a fucking ditch, sure
Fades, Thank you Dr. PP
GrammatonCleric, (edited ) 
I got their tip riiight heeere
ridethisbike, Dick! He’s talking about his dick, guys!!
Holzkohlen, Well now you spoiled the surprise!
PeWu, in the voice of the Mickey Mouse
We’ll leave this tool for later!
swab148, 
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog
thorbot, Pics for proof?
Bye, If my tenants tipped me I’d be pretty offended and would just count it against their next rent payment
Like you wouldn’t tip your doctor or your lawyer or your mechanic, what the fuck is this shit
I_am_10_squirrels, I’ll tip you negative $1000
spittingimage, 
This man is Indian from the chin up and the shoulders down. In between he is pure brass.
JokeDeity, That was too clever for my dumbass, someone explain.
dangblingus, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE JOKE DEITY
JokeDeity, I’ve fallen so far. 😭
dangblingus, To be fair, I don’t get it either. He has a brass neck? Is that a saying?
swab148, Maybe it’s hard to go for his jugular?
ForestOrca, 
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/brass-neck
brass neck
noun [ S or U ]
UK informal disapproving
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/ˌbrɑːs ˈnek/ us
/ˌbræs ˈnek/
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a type of behaviour where someone is extremely confident about their own actions but does not understand that their behaviour is unacceptable to others:
She's got a brass neck to ask for a day off when we're so busy.
NKVDawg, How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.
dangblingus, Aint no rent moratoriums stfu
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