Yamainwitch,

Whoa whoa whoa nearly cut myself on that edge. Seriously, I cackled so hard I frightened the cat. NWBTCW bby.

the_q,

Mallninja Musk.

HowMany,

I’ll take “THINGS A PARTICULARLY STUPID CHILD WOULD SAY” for 1,000, Alex.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

So if you have to be 13+ to even sign up for Twitter why would they let him be the CEO?

hungryphrog,

Most preteens are smarter than this twat.

DogPeePoo,

Emo Musk

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

The main difference is that this one has the money to do a much bigger Columbine.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Plus, he’s got massive influence on his fanboys who worship his every move

ManOMorphos,

If you gotta say it out loud, it probably isn’t true.

ohitsbreadley, (edited )

He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that’s an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he’s actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we’re asking “Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? – Sha-mona”

Zoop,

I like the way your brain works.

MonkeMischief,

Man that would be a psychological thriller!

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar
ZILtoid1991,
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

Where's his transphobia-ridden manifesto?

FoundTheVegan,
@FoundTheVegan@kbin.social avatar

The prounons made me do it.

Jorgelino,

No, your honor, it wasn’t me who did it! It was I.

Frogbert,

🤡

Hikermick,

I hate Facebook but I’m so rooting for Zuckerberg

ohitsbreadley,

I kinda wish these schmucks would spend their billions on Mechas and battle it out anime style.

It’s an entirely pointless undertaking, but think about it - it would be an outlet for their sociopathic and narcissistic need to win; it would keep them relevant in headlines as they desire, yet far enough away from the political sphere; the news media gets their headlines; the people would get both work and entertainment out of it.

CeruleanRuin,

Right? Like he’s definitely evil, but at least he’s not a fucking shitgoblin constantly flinging his feces around in public.

nxdefiant,

I want him to be the top crab in the bucket as I watch that bucket sail into the sun.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Team nobody here.

hungryphrog,

Apparently some random African and Asian child slaves are also his enemies.

pottedmeat7910,

While you bought and drove electric cars, I studied the blade.

Nyla_Smokeyface,

This is genuinely terrifying

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

It reads like what Trump said about locking up his rivals

CeruleanRuin,

Empty words from the mouth of a frightened little rat.

MayonnaiseArch,
@MayonnaiseArch@beehaw.org avatar

Kind of, but if he’s good at columbining as he is at everything else he’ll cut off his own legs with his 700k tactical katana

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