Columbine vibes
circuitfarmer, 
Skilled with a katana due to extensive training in mother’s basement
banneryear1868, While you were partying, I studied the blade
Hikermick, I hate Facebook but I’m so rooting for Zuckerberg
ohitsbreadley, I kinda wish these schmucks would spend their billions on Mechas and battle it out anime style.
It’s an entirely pointless undertaking, but think about it - it would be an outlet for their sociopathic and narcissistic need to win; it would keep them relevant in headlines as they desire, yet far enough away from the political sphere; the news media gets their headlines; the people would get both work and entertainment out of it.
CeruleanRuin, Right? Like he’s definitely evil, but at least he’s not a fucking shitgoblin constantly flinging his feces around in public.
nxdefiant, I want him to be the top crab in the bucket as I watch that bucket sail into the sun.
FlyingSquid, 
Team nobody here.
HexesofVexes, I can smell that photograph. Anyone got some oust handy?
sweetviolentblush, 
Is it axe body spray? That’s what I’m picturing
HexesofVexes, Much better than body spray…
the_q, Mallninja Musk.
Nyla_Smokeyface, This is genuinely terrifying
SubArcticTundra, 
It reads like what Trump said about locking up his rivals
CeruleanRuin, Empty words from the mouth of a frightened little rat.
MayonnaiseArch, 
Kind of, but if he’s good at columbining as he is at everything else he’ll cut off his own legs with his 700k tactical katana
Computerchairgeneral, Every time I think Musk has written his stupidest Tweet he goes and proves me wrong. It's honestly impressive.
andrewrgross, It was funny for a while, but I’d really like him to hit rock bottom. The guy has a lot of power, and this is really kinda worrying me now.
Yamainwitch, Whoa whoa whoa nearly cut myself on that edge. Seriously, I cackled so hard I frightened the cat. NWBTCW bby.
DmMacniel, I’m still waiting for Elmo Vs Zuck.
slurpeesoforion, Elin back out because mommy said so.
curiosityLynx, Elmo already suffered enough with his mind of a child and getting bullied and gaslit by his “friends”, he doesn’t deserve having his name sullied by having it used to refer to Musk.
ZILtoid1991, 
Where's his transphobia-ridden manifesto?
FoundTheVegan, 
The prounons made me do it.
Jorgelino, No, your honor, it wasn’t me who did it! It was I.
Lolman228, I'm actually trembling. I think I peed myself.
bingbong, One more diaper added to the graveyard 😈
DogPeePoo, Emo Musk
rotopenguin, 
The main difference is that this one has the money to do a much bigger Columbine.
LinkOpensChest_wav, Plus, he’s got massive influence on his fanboys who worship his every move
Ryan213, 
[annoying JP voice] I hate your face.
TheGiantKorean, 
I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it.
Amitskaw, My dream is to one day meet Jonah Hill so I can tell him, “I loved you in Grandma’s Boy!”
Riccosuave, (edited ) 
XxEdgeLord69420xX
casmael, Man edging has a real different meaning these days huh ;)
SuckMyWang, It’s always meant being on the edge
casmael, Yeah but now it means being on the edge ;)
pleb_maximus, Sure is more fun nowadays though
naevaTheRat, 2003: “You’re so edgy 🙄” 2023: “You’re so edgy 🥵”
Mothra, 
Man, nothing escapes global warming
statist43, Hey man, his son has nothing to do with this!
Riccosuave,
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord
SuckMyWang, (edited ) peaks over graveyard fence
“where’s mark suckaturd? Oh yeh, you got scared of him and showed everyone that you’re full of shit”
ObviouslyNotBanana, I mean Facebook is kind of like a graveyard
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