kool_newt,

I love these movies, I think part of it is that holiday movies are some of the only light-hearted movies around that aren’t for kids. I don’t care that they suck in real terms or are all the same (something about xmas brings enhances my tolerance for terrible music and movies), I do wish they Hallmark knew about POC and LGBTQIA.

BCsven,

We used to call it Schlock not sure if that term is still used

TheBat,
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It’s usually used to describe movies like Ghost Rider, Tremors, Con Air

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Tremors isn’t schlock. Some of the sequels, maybe, but Tremors is a classic.

solidsnake2085,
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not in Hallmark’s demo.

calypsopub,

My husband absolutely adored these because they were wholesome with no gratuitous sex or violence. He was a conservative Christian and these were some of the few shows he could really enjoy unreservedly. (I doubt he would have been pleased to see a gay story, though. He’s not around to ask, unfortunately.)

I find them predictable and banal. But to each his own. He would watch a Hallmark movie in one room and I’d be in the other room watching Criminal Minds or something LOL

Kolrami,

I don’t watch these, but they make a lot of sense. I’ve watched movies sometimes and been disappointed that there are no similar movies for me to watch. If you like a generic Hallmark movie you’ll have infinite content.

rotopenguin,
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If you’re a dog and like “eating anything on the ground”, you’ll never go hungry

Contend6248,

You just eat what you know you like, if it’s good or bad is up to the person itself

WashedOver,
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I assume this was the same for the Harlequin Romance Novels too? I knew a few women over the years that had a bunch of these books. They seemed to digest them like monthly magazines.

In some ways it’s sort of a business dream to be able to keep repacking the same nuts and bolts to make something slightly different for consumers who will keep paying. It’s pretty efficient.

Still I’ve not read a Harlequin Romance nor have I seen a Hallmark movie. This doesn’t mean I’ve not seen all of the Star Wars movies or a good majority of the Marvel ones.

blindsight,

LitRPGs are like that, too.

Swing sword. Cast spell. Numbers go up. Defeat dragon. Complete quest. Numbers go up. Dungeon dive. Cool loot. Numbers go up.

I love them. I’ve read four this week.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

To be fair, there are only 7 basic plots that exist

BobGnarley,

This is super cool had no idea about this! Thank you

ChicoSuave,

Harlequin novels are bodice rippers and basically porn without pictures. Literate ladies are thirsty but want something top shelf to sip on.

frosty99c,

“In some ways it’s sort of a business dream to be able to keep repacking the same nuts and bolts to make something slightly different for consumers who will keep paying. It’s pretty efficient.”

Madden. FIFA. Call of Duty.

Phanatik,

At this point, Ubisoft and Bethesda games can be thrown in too.

addie,
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Friend of mine’s dad used to write some Mills and Boon ones, which is the UK equivalent I suppose. We all found it hilarious. Had to sign up for one the ‘8 pre-approved plots’ in advance, and then got paid about a penny a word. You need to be properly cranking out text to even reach minimum wage - it would be easier to work stocking the shelves at a supermarket, quite frankly. But yeah, not an environment that fosters innovation.

Blackmist,

They look a lot like the identikit romance books my mum would read. Even she didn’t know which one’s she’d read before. Be like three quarters of the way in and then go “oh, I’ve read this”.

Pretty sure ChatGPT could create those things by now, such is the limitless array of imagination on offer within.

xenoclast, (edited )

They don’t need anything nearly as complicated as GPT LLMs . They already generate these scripts with a MS Word macro. It’s been like that for years.

Once in a while the source dictionary is updated. They sell the scripts in lots of like 20 and charge for any customized work.

I’m certain those books work the same way.

If you can think of a way that reduces work and increases profits. They are already doing it.

Mr_Blott,

Amusing, but every Lee Child book is like that too! Still enjoyed them in a kinda brain-mush way

norbert,
@norbert@kbin.social avatar

I know some people like him but Dean Koontz might as well be filling out Mad Libs for all the originality in his stories. They're enjoyable enough for brain-mush but barely even qualify as "books."

Mr_Blott,

Christ I last read one of his in the 90s and thought the same! He must be just smearing wallpaper paste on the pages by now 😂

ihavenopeopleskills, (edited )
@ihavenopeopleskills@kbin.social avatar

Those who love this kitschy schlock think it's innovative.

Pop and stadium country are no different.

ChicoSuave,

I’ve never heard someone say they wanted to listen to pop or stadium country music because it’s innovative. In fact, a hasty and anecdotal surveying of friends and neighbors says that they listen to the music because it’s easy to listen to (ie unchallenging).

jaybone,

Yeah they want a familiar sound they are accustomed to. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Sometimes I’ll go to a fast food chain because I know exactly what to expect and I don’t have to think about it too much.

kool_newt,

I was thinking the other day about how “pop” is an artifact of market economics and has nothing to do with art. Pop music for example is simply an attempt at maximizing ROI by appealing to the greatest common factor. I suppose this is obvious, I’m going to stop talking now.

EstT,

“Capitalism breeds innovation” =/= “Capitalism eliminates copying”

slackassassin,

It’s gonna try all the things, innovative and schlock included.

explodicle,

If capitalism didn’t eliminate copying, then my movie downloading experience would be much easier.

dan1101,

Nono not like that. They were talking about smartphones and flatscreen TVs.

HeartyBeast,
@HeartyBeast@kbin.social avatar

I think there were talking about choosing another channel

Ragdoll_X,
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jasondj,

Never saw this guy before but I like his style. Subscribed.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Where’s the Will Ferrell and Deadpool one?

hakunawazo,
Phanatik,

I love that Deadpool has replaced Ryan Reynolds because that's basically who he is in public, all to manage his crippling anxiety.

yesdogishere,

These movies are not bad. I quite enjoy them. Sometimes I skip the predictable endings.

clb92,

What about the predictable beginning and the predictable middle part, between the beginning and the end? I usually just skip those too.

Potato_in_my_anus,

That’s their trademark, as soon as you see it you know it’s a Hallmark romantic, cheesy, family movie.

Ragdoll_X,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

My grandmother loves these movies. Some channel started playing them since July and she’s basically watched and rewatched all of them by now.

Sigma,

these are targeted at boomers who are already programmed to feel guilty about about any decision that effects profit margins.

FoolishBrainiac,

I recommend episode 3 of the Storylords podcast for a great horror version of these stupid Hallmark movies

KredeSeraf,

What has 15 actors, 4 settings, 2 writers and 1 plot?

!633 hallmark movies!<

Omega_Haxors,

When you have that almost perfect Stable Diffusion prompt and you’re trying to figure out what you have to change to get it that last little bit.

TubeTalkerX,

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