I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
OldManBOMBIN, (edited ) The one on the left has titties, so I gotta go with God.
NotADeer, Can’t spell titties without IT
StereoTrespasser, That’s all I saw in the picture, honestly
backhdlp, 
I can’t look at this meme normally again
letsgo, Nice rack.
PhlubbaDubba, zipties arteries
dies of a heart attack
Oreos, Better use velcro straps next time
4am, God dammit, those aren’t IT cables, they’re TV cables. The AV guys did it!
eestileib, TV broadcast headends used to be these monstrously wonderful collisions of AV and networking cables and devices.
Wish I’d taken more pictures, but you know, wanted to keep my job.
Nobsi, 
Picture was taken for… documentation!
Frederic, Yup, SDI, certainly Miranda/Grassvalley stuff like a Kaleido
mp3, 
But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can’t afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, Uh ho! Somebody implied that God is not omnipotent/omniscient, and shall be stoned. Oopsie!
DocBlaze, (edited ) depending on how you count sleep humans have a close to 70% uptime. pretty abysmal, GOD!
OrderedChaos, Even when you’re sleeping the system is still operating. So since it’s not 100% active nor completely off it’s a weird area that someone with amazing math skills could come up with a higher percentage.
DocBlaze, I guess that’s true, the system is even up when under attack (viruses, psychedelic drugs) and for up to a century with mostly self-maintainence.
LemmysMum, Systems that are ‘down for maintenance’ are also still being used.
30% downtime is 30% downtime.
Thranduil, Ofc he can replace cables he is god he can just pause time make a patch do some maintenance and then unpause
samus12345, 
He’s supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!
Isoprenoid, My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.
SARGEx117, “Omnipotent” Being couldn’t design a better body?
Skill issue, tbh
100_kg_90_de_belin, God just thought that implementation would be easier.
DragonTypeWyvern, He could have, but he didn’t want to.
He enjoys the suffering.
Isoprenoid, Designing a better body would be to create another divine being, which would be himself.
Recursive issue, tbh.
SnipingNinja, Implying any improvement to the human body would make us God, also implying any improvements beyond that would make us better than God.
Isoprenoid, Implying any improvements that don’t make us divine would satisfy you.
SARGEx117, Why should we be satisfied with anything less, were it possible?
Isoprenoid, Assuming God exists, the end goal of many religions is just that, we end up in a divine state.
avogadro, Also the system has to assemble itself
Mobiuthuselah, Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment
SwingingTheLamp, without being able to unplug or replace any cables
Oh! Oh! Here’s where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.
Short version: It’s a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.
SnipingNinja, Where’s the long version?
duckington, Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
tkk13909, Without downtime too!
billwashere, These are beautiful until you have to replace a cable. And in addition you feel like a heel having to undo this art.
electrogamerman, I tried with God’s design. 0/10 would recommend.
bobs_monkey, Velcro > zip ties
UnrepententProcrastinator, That nerve in the giraffe necks that goes all the way down and then back up is a perfect example why God should not do cable management.
CADmonkey, Vagus nerve?
Sanctus, 
Unfortunately, most server racks are not that organized. They do the same job God did.
doublejay1999, 
They are for a week.
Then management decide to move marketing in with finance.
jubilationtcornpone, Which would be fine except they want it done yesterday and you’re not going to find out about it until 2 days from now.
scottmeme, I’m going to be rebuilding my entire DC hosted server rack in the next 2 weeks. I’m planning on having it be eye sex.
Sanctus, Is there a !cableporn? I’d love to see some sexy cables.
scottmeme, Will do!
TimeSquirrel, 
This is either 1 week after installation, or 1 week after a refresh. Let's see that rack again in 4/5 years of operation.
NegativeLookBehind, 
“I just need to plug this new cable in for some testing, it’s not permanent”
TimeSquirrel, Eyetwitch.
atomic_nugget, Let me see the patch panel. I guarantee it’s hideous
c0mbatbag3l, 
It’s like the homer Simpson sexy in front clips in back meme.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
If you think that's bad check out a giraffe's laryngeal nerve
navi, Very interesting video, thanks for the link!
TheGoldenGod, 
That is bad, but the comments section is even worse. 🥴
cantsurf, This god character is a real prankster.
BestBouclettes, Ping must be awful
noobnarski, I guess I am a god then
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, As long as you are not running cables in front cameras, you are better than god in cable management… pretty low bar to clear
Inevitability, God’s is better for damage control. Larger targets for maximum damage with IT arrangement.
mayo_cider, (edited ) 
That’s why we have to lock the routers in a rack, they’d fall down the stairs and die immediately otherwise
Car, Gotta include the cancer-analogue to IT cable management with its procedural generation
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