LordOfTheChia, Package was being delivered by GOB Bluth.
“Return from whence you came!”
redw04, Maritime salvage rules apply, get a boat and go reclaim not only your package but everyone else’s!
Hossenfeffer, Did they at least take a photo of the package having been successfully delivered into the ocean?
Jimmycrackcrack, it’s still in transit
jaybone, It’s in a fiberglass submarine.
TheRaven, Maybe with one ship worker screaming out “WILSOOON!!!”
slazer2au, At least you got an answer to how your parcel was lost.
Better the a generic lost on transit email.
AlligatorBlizzard, A friend of mine had the funniest lost in transit story - they’ve got genetic joint issues among other things, and they needed a pair of crutches with forearm rests. Turns out the only manufacturer of those still left is based out of South Africa, so they contacted the company and arranged for a set to be shipped over to the US (and it was still cheaper than it would have been through insurance). They got an email from the company and it turns out the shipment to the port got hijacked. The apologetic representative from the company drove a set down to the port and my friend got their crutches a couple weeks later and a funny story out of it. And probably the other set of crutches eventually got to someone else who needed them, so win win, lol.
saltesc, 2019–2023, 100% WFH until recently. Once or twice a week, notified a package couldn’t be delivered because no one was home.
Became mates with the local postman because I was always home for domestic deliveries and just taught the house to “suffere” the extra day for postage instead of +$3 for faster international shipping since it was going to be guaranteed and ultimately faster. PLUS it gave out local post man a chance to chat with me and give the dog pats and a treat.
Vitaly, Amazon be like
SnipingNinja, That’s a river, not Ocean
FinalRemix, Nah, Amazon just disables tracking altogether as soon as it’s running late.
Speculater, People might think you’re joking, but they literally just did that to me last month.
neshura, Had a unicorn moment a while back. Ordered an SSD and for whatever reason the seller didn’t use detailed tracking but only the basic “has been delivered” one. Amazon status turns from “Expected today” to “running late”, thing is: the package was there (letter sized, hence no accurate tracking info… on a 100€ package) tracking status did NOT update so I just got the money refunded, while still getting the ssd. I was tempted to try my luck again but ultimately decided not to.
grue, Welp, that’ll teach the seller not to use the cheap shipping.
gnurd, Happened to me yesterday. One day shipping of course. I was super excited for it, now it’s supposed to arrive between 3:30 and 7:30, lame. I guess it’s good I finally got an update.
Edit: Now 4:15 to 8:15, of course.
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