Roses are red
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ChihuahuaOfDoom, That’s a fucking party right there.
ohlaph, It really is. Fuck, just give me the crisps.
ComradeChairmanKGB, ![]()
You don’t know (where else) they’ve been.
ohlaph, Doesn’t matter, got crunches.
tilcica, thats the fun part of it
Vertelleus, ![]()
“Do as I say, not as I do.”
ezchili, Hold on let him cook
swab148, ![]()
The long green thing at the bottom that you assumed was a couch? It’s actually Lego Yoda, up to his old shenanigans
ComradeChairmanKGB, ![]()
Whatever happened to the classics? Boomers are ruining the strawberry and whipped cream industries!
systemglitch, Sunburnt nipples are no joke, mine as sensitive enough to shirts I have to put bandaids over them on e or twice a year… sunburnt nipples would be total hell.
Visstix, His are even burnt to a crisp!
Crackhappy, ![]()
That may be the most poetical poetry I have ever heard. slow clap
Snipe_AT, ![]()
That… was not what I expected to follow that chain of words.
TokyoMonsterTrucker, If he’s a televangelist you can safely assume that he is living an unbelievably depraved life off-camera.
SleepyWheel, Ah yes I remember this guy, they call him the Crystal Methodist
MrsDoyle, He’s the reason I left the Co-op Bank - he was chairman. I figured if they had a loon like that at the top they couldn’t be trusted with my money.
dependencyInjection, Reverend went hard!
killeronthecorner, ![]()
Suspended reverend Paul Flowers was filmed snorting lines as he entertained four naked rent boys at a bizarre hot-tub party in his back garden
Ngl, bit jealous of the size of his hot tub after reading this. Bet he has two naans and a paratha with his curry. Mad lad.
HulkSmashBurgers, But did he snort lines of coke off the rent boys cocks 🤔
tdawg, Coke and ketamine?? Guy was probably ZONKED
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