nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

God tier: cold brew, no cream or sugar.

noctisatrae,

S Tier for me is Ice cold water mixed with some good peach syrrup and some lemmons.

BlanK0,

Water for life 💧💯

Lamorn,

Sap from plants! Filtered water with natural nutrients. Still water, but with essential nutrients - brought to you by MFN!

interolivary, (edited )
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol? Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation – fluoridation of water? Do you realise that fluoridation is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

iforgotmyinstance,

Yeah water is cool. But

She Mt Dew on my Baja til I Blast

MacFearrs,

Ok but what about Irn Bru, it’s gotta be just under water

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

As long as coffee and tea are A tier, we’re good.

KredeSeraf,

I don’t disagree that water is king. But putting coke and pepsi in the same tier must be some kind of crime.

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I agree, coke should be lower.

KredeSeraf,

And forever more shall our families fued. On my blood do I swear undying enmity towards the PepsiApologist, Kiwi_Girl.

helpImTrappedOnline, (edited )

Fun fact: I’ve never heard of a Kiwi soda. It’d probably be delicious.

Siegfried,

You mean, like carbonated pressed birds fluid? Please add ice to that

Kiwi_Girl, (edited )
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

O Holy One, Pepsiman, who blesses our teeth with holes shaped in your great symbol’s image.

Grant us the strength to drive these CokeCrusaders from our lands, led by the dastardly KredeSeraf.

May our rivers once again flow ripe with the chemical by-products of your majestic factories.

Dulcis. Immutabilis. Pepsi.

FluffyPotato,

I have tried both and both taste like a lethal dose of liquid sugar. Among the American drinks only Fanta doesn’t outright taste like diabetes, it only has that as an aftertaste.

chemicalwonka,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Water full of microplastics S+ Tier

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Great, but where does flavored sparkling water fall on this list?

caseyweederman,

Upper F

Ookami38,

At least same tier as regular water. Possibly a higher tier. Shits like crack.

quams69,

Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It’s harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn’t cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

dullbananas,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

Not as good as Reddit CEO’s tears

helpImTrappedOnline,

If one of the few ingredients listed is cane sugar, and no corn syrup in sight, you’re in for a delicious, probably better for you*, treat.

*[citation needed]

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
theangryseal,

Oh hey, it’s just a girl.

I kinda always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend, and that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don’t speak, I know just what you’re thinking. It didn’t happen. Well. You’re right. It didn’t.

God, I wish I could stop but I just can’t.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Um… uh… uh… Spiderwebs Hella Good Simple Kind of Life?

I’m bad at this. :(

affiliate,

i won’t fight you about water but we can fight over something else if you’d like

diffcalculus,

How about whether or not the earliest-known literate civilizations in the ancient Near East were of each other’s existence?

crimsonpoodle,

I think you skipped the “aware”. If so, then I must argue that I don’t know enough about the topic, and since I don’t know then no body else knows and if they say they do it’s a conspiracy! So there.

96VXb9ktTjFnRi, (edited )

I drink 50% regular water, 50% herbal teas. Never drank sodas, if you’re not used to them they taste far too sweet. I used to drink a lot of coffee, but I have quit caffeine completely, with 1 exception. I drink 1 cup of coffee the day after my night shifts, because this helps me feel ok that day. If you don’t drink coffee regularly you notice two things when you do: 1. it’s very very bitter. 2. the effect of caffeine is really quite strong. I feel like I’m on drugs that day. After quitting coffee I got a little bit bored with just water, I missed drinking something warm, so I started with herbal teas. I now have a large collection of herbs and I started to appreciate all these different tastes.

Trainguyrom,

I’ve been reducing my sugar intake and recently fully quit caffeine. I was never big on sodas but I recently had one at a work lunch because it was the only option available and it was shocking how overly sweet it seemed

fritobugger2017,

Well made coffee should not be bitter

RalphFurley,

I carbonate my own water and drink lots of tea

Gingernate,

Really? How? Keg and c02? Do you add anything, like citric acid? Im a home brewer, I’ve got a kegerator set up with 3 kegs. I want to do one with carbonated water some time

MintyAnt, (edited )

Soda stream is just a CO2 bottle on cold water. It carbonates after an hour or so, or if you shake it.

A better option imo is to buy a big tank of C02 and connect it to a big tank of cold water which in turn has a tap. You probably have all that!

tasteofartisan.com/how-to-make-carbonated-water/

I personally found the taste of plain cold carbonated water… actually good on its own. Otherwise you can add flavor like a canned seltzer would have.

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