Wage_slave,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

I only have one.

What’s it like to be the Centaur of attention?

Annnnnnd I’ve been invited to be flung out of a trebuchet.

lemmy_nightmare,
@lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works avatar

Here, take my upvote

Balthazar,
@Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

An angry upvote? xD

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, you couldn’t actually ride her. The spine simply couldn’t support an adult human rider.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

But could she ride me?

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Chances are good.

TheCee,
@TheCee@programming.dev avatar

Just try, what is the worst that could happen? Hehe-- [sound of breaking bones and rupturing organs]

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/71e2646e-2319-456b-a260-c560f0a4e603.png

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Death by snu snu was always my preference

TheCee,
@TheCee@programming.dev avatar

That guys’ as well.

Enkers,

Probably not. She looks like she weighs at least 200 lbs plus maybe another 40 lbs of armour and weapons. The average person would struggle to support that much weight for any significant duration, let alone…

Oh, I see. Yeah, probably.

Cornpop,

It be in the back not the front.

rubicon,

Why not both?

rurutheguru,

Duogina

GreyEyedGhost,
robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

What’s the question?

jimmydoreisalefty,

Location of the reproductive system.

That is what I think.

charliespider,

Between the legs right?

jimmydoreisalefty,

Yeah, similar to a horse.

Enkers,

I’d argue this is different from a centaur. Since horses have four legs and humans have two, the womanoman’s graft would need to be towards the posterior of the forward woman, instead of above the hips like where the upper part of a centaur’s graft would be. Two sets of human legs indicates there should probably be two sets of… erm… equipment.

SnipingNinja,

But how many butt holes?

Enkers,

That’s a good question… I think for this to work properly, the digestive tract can’t just stop in the middle, they’ve got to be plumbed together into series. That means the first one would have to be disconnected, so if it was left in, it wouldn’t be functional in its typical evolutionary context.

SnipingNinja,

No shit anal finally possible /jk

Sakychu,

Which legs though?

retrolasered,
@retrolasered@lemmy.zip avatar

Depends, you a horse or human?

Godort,

Does she possess 2 ribcages

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Asking the real questions.

FinalRemix,

Only in Mortal Kombat.

paddirn,

How many sets of tits does she have?

Edit: looked it up, apparently it’s just two for horses, though not sure if the human set would count or if she’d have two up top and two on the underside.

niisama6928,

It looks like the tits of the lower one is the butt cheeks of the upper one. So I guess one pair of boobs, one pair of ass and one pair of ass-boob

SnipingNinja,

So that’s the solution to the fight between those who prefer boobs and those who prefer ass.

jdnewmil,

Still only two legs…

Bootheal0179,
@Bootheal0179@lemmy.world avatar

I just want to say that Hancock was a good movie, but I never understood how those two dudes were able to recover from that scene

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

I haven’t seen that movie, does it have a four legged humantaur?

db2,

Briefly.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Hmm intriguing, I shall add to my list

Bread,

I think it is important to say that they did not start as a centaur.

EmptySlime,

There’s a scene where the titular Hancock threatens a couple of guys by saying he’s going to shove the one guy’s head up the other guy’s ass. They continued to fuck around and subsequently found out.

apotheotic,

Smash

PotatoesFall,

She has two belly buttons, one on each of her bellies.

BilboBargains,
JustJack23,

Does that constites a “stable family”

jimmydoreisalefty,

Similar to a horse, in the back.

TootSweet,

Oh god. Is this the new “if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?”

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

If dogs pooped would they do it like this or like this?

Sacreblew,

How many sets of mammaries?

Pinklink,

This question transcends gender and sexuality

Marketsupreme,

Yes

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