You have to.
drew_belloc, 
slaps
My brain: Oh yeah!
MrSnowy, You soiled the joke!
IWantToFuckSpez, You’re the dirty one.
bquintb, 
Can we clean it up a bit in here?
VikingHippie, Idunno, I like the budding theme here
Zehzin, 
I feel so seem. Though with me is usually pet food. Also rugs in department stores.
chooglers, it’s pumpkin season if you know what I’m sayin
sirico, 
Well I’ve got a candle
Track_Shovel, 
Potting soil growth media
bappity, 
NOT ONE ORIGINAL EXPERIENCE
tdawg, No it’s okay. Being relatable is better
KreekyBonez, dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags
Misconduct, Grab drill
BZZT BZZT
son_named_bort, I knew a guy who forgot to click the tongs once. His grill caught on fire.
Kase, oh, the horror
tdawg, Anytime stuff like this happens I try to reverse engineer the primal human benefit to the urge… but honestly I’m at a loss on this one
coconutking, Is it because, ass?
x4740N, 
Curiosity + Dopamine
I don’t think it’s actually a primal human urge but something that a few humans did and it spread through meme culture
BonesOfTheMoon, Some things just feel right. Like when I walk by the neighbour’s house who has all the sunflowers out front, I have to touch the center of the sunflowers. I have to!
gravitas_deficiency, Franzia: exists
RIP_Cheems, 
DO IT. DO IT NOW.
socsa, The bulk rice aisle in the grocery store.
BonesOfTheMoon, YES. That too.
Grass, To me this is the only one. I only touch dirt with gloves and/or plain bar soap crammed under my nails.
Confused_Emus, Packaged meats in the grocery store. Those chicken thighs make such a satisfying smack sound.
ElBarto, 
I work in the meat department and I slap every whole chicken and roasts, I feel it gives them the confidence to be a good meal.
massive_bereavement, 
Thank you for your service
ElBarto, Everytime I see the word brain, I read it as Brian… I think my brains name is Brian!
ipkpjersi, I mean, you have to check that it’s full somehow lol
Jonas_Jones, 
they’re usually sitting out in the open collecting water and each time I slapped them, some water would get ont my hands and sometimes even clothes etc. wouldn’t recommend unless you want to be soaked in brown stinky water
itsAllDigital, Worth it
Damaskox, 
I like taking a feel of different materials and objects with a hand/fingers. It’s kind of a grown-up version for the “put it in your mouth to get a feel of it” I think?
Pandybear24, Why is this me? Haha
BonesOfTheMoon, Slap it!
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