You have to.
drew_belloc, 
slaps
My brain: Oh yeah!
MrSnowy, You soiled the joke!
IWantToFuckSpez, You’re the dirty one.
bquintb, 
Can we clean it up a bit in here?
VikingHippie, Idunno, I like the budding theme here
bappity, 
NOT ONE ORIGINAL EXPERIENCE
tdawg, No it’s okay. Being relatable is better
tdawg, Anytime stuff like this happens I try to reverse engineer the primal human benefit to the urge… but honestly I’m at a loss on this one
coconutking, Is it because, ass?
x4740N, 
Curiosity + Dopamine
I don’t think it’s actually a primal human urge but something that a few humans did and it spread through meme culture
BonesOfTheMoon, Some things just feel right. Like when I walk by the neighbour’s house who has all the sunflowers out front, I have to touch the center of the sunflowers. I have to!
KreekyBonez, dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags
Misconduct, Grab drill
BZZT BZZT
son_named_bort, I knew a guy who forgot to click the tongs once. His grill caught on fire.
Kase, oh, the horror
Zehzin, 
I feel so seem. Though with me is usually pet food. Also rugs in department stores.
chooglers, it’s pumpkin season if you know what I’m sayin
sirico, 
Well I’ve got a candle
Jonas_Jones, 
they’re usually sitting out in the open collecting water and each time I slapped them, some water would get ont my hands and sometimes even clothes etc. wouldn’t recommend unless you want to be soaked in brown stinky water
itsAllDigital, Worth it
socsa, The bulk rice aisle in the grocery store.
BonesOfTheMoon, YES. That too.
Grass, To me this is the only one. I only touch dirt with gloves and/or plain bar soap crammed under my nails.
RIP_Cheems, 
DO IT. DO IT NOW.
ElBarto, 
Everytime I see the word brain, I read it as Brian… I think my brains name is Brian!
Track_Shovel, 
Potting soil growth media
Damaskox, 
I like taking a feel of different materials and objects with a hand/fingers. It’s kind of a grown-up version for the “put it in your mouth to get a feel of it” I think?
ipkpjersi, I mean, you have to check that it’s full somehow lol
Pandybear24, Why is this me? Haha
BonesOfTheMoon, Slap it!
Confused_Emus, Packaged meats in the grocery store. Those chicken thighs make such a satisfying smack sound.
ElBarto, I work in the meat department and I slap every whole chicken and roasts, I feel it gives them the confidence to be a good meal.
massive_bereavement, 
Thank you for your service
gravitas_deficiency, Franzia: exists
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