ryannathans,

Teabags full of microplastic

KrankyKong,

It literally rains microplastics at this point. Just enjoy your cheap ass tea and try not to think about it.

ryannathans,

Thousands from a teabag or a couple per litre of rainwater

Wage_slave,
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tea,

Whenever I really have to pee I say “why did I drink all that crab juice!” out loud and no one knows what the hell I’m talking about.

Enigma,

I was so obsessed with Dutch Bros Paris tea that I went and ordered a bag so I’d stop spending $5/day going there. It’s still the best tea that I’ve ever drank, IMO. Add some agave and it’s my own little Dutch bros at home.

Harney & Sons is the brand they use.

ericbomb,

I should try and convince my GF to do that, she is addicted to dutch bros!

Enigma,

Their tea is cheap as well. I got 3 bags/150 satchets for like $50.

Mr_Blott,

Are you telling us you were spending $5 every day on a cup of tea, and then you bought 150 teabags for $50?

fushuan,

It’s not that expensive, here a package of Twinnings Earl Grey costs like 4-5€, and it comes with 25ish teabags. If they really like it, 50 for 150 is 15 times cheaper than what they were paying before so idk.

Enigma,

Not everyday, but most days. I had always intended to buy the tea myself, but kept forgetting to look at the tag, finally my husband took a picture of it. In my defense I was pregnant att and pregnancy brain is a real thing.

NigelFrobisher, (edited )

Just put milk and sugar into your virgin black tea to turn it into the chad builder’s tea.

gullible,

If you’re really hard up for caffeine, purchase pure caffeine powder. $20 is enough to satiate an average person for a year, or to overdose daily for a month.

ericbomb,

Looking at the math it honesty looks like cheap black tea and cheap caffeine powder are about the same cost. Can get 400 tea packets for 15ish bucks, or a year supply for 15$.

Tea just is secret top tier.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Excuse me sir that’s just bollock, dried leaves water is clearly superior.

JackbyDev,

Bean versus leaf, if only we could live together in harmony

Annoyed_Crabby,
ericbomb,

You stayed loyal and are richer for it.

Loyalty pays (or saves).

DmMacniel,

only with milk though.

Landmammals,

Caffeine pills are faster and also dirt cheap.

UserNotFound, (edited )
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Funny. I stopped drink energy drinks few years ago. I started going night shifts, and I used energy drinks and coffee. Then, I once said to myself I don’t like the taste of energy drinks. I stopped drink energy drinks just in one day. Never have then since. Five years and still counting. On the other side, I started slightly drink more coffee.

PP_BOY_,
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Mountain dew tastes like rat piss

Godnroc,

What’s wrong with your rats?

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Diabetes

PapaStevesy,

More like what’s right with them.

Towwebbed,
madmaurice,
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Piss from rats that carry the plague, since it tastes like death too.

evanstucker,

I love the giant, inexpensive tins of ceylon tea at my local international market. If you can afford it, buy a bottle of rose water to add to the tea. Perfection. And of course, don’t throw away the leaves - steep them again - the second steeping is even better than the first one.

FrostKing,

Coffee is very cheap if you actually just make it. Maybe not cheaper than 4¢ tea bags sure, but cheap.

Edit: if anyone is curious about making coffee simply at home, buy a French press (fancy doesn’t matter, get a $15 one on Amazon) and some coffee grounds (taste is just an experiment of what brand you like. Eventually you’ll want to grind your own beans but don’t worry about it for now. If you can, get medium grind grounds, as that’s supposed to be good for French presses) follow a guide online for making it. You’ll need a way to measure hot water like a kettle, but that’s the same for tea so hey.

LeafOnTheWind,

Eh a lot of people, including myself, don’t notice a big difference with pre ground coffee and grinding it yourself.

A moka pot is another good option though. Similarly simple and makes a stronger brew. I think of it as halfway to espresso.

stolid_agnostic,

Umm. Mt Dew is nasty. I’ll take really bad tea any day over that.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime,

Me too, and I hate black tea

FunkFactory,

Mt Dew isn’t that bad but it’s the kind of drink I can only have once in a while, probably the sugar content makes me sick. Black tea on the other hand, I could drink all day, and is fairly tasty too

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime,

I cannot stress enough how Disgusting mountain dew is

PatFussy, (edited )

The last one should add him holding avocado on toast and it will will be perfect

—> This one @Annoyed_Crabby

ericbomb,

Feel free to remake it!

Honestly I feel like the top one could have been old timey distracted boyfriend meme because 1800s was when US swapped to coffee hard.

Then could have made middle one look more millennial/z.

Then bottom one have it zoomed out to see Thor and could make him look raggedy and like a broke teen realizing that buying 2 monsters a day does not go over well.

PatFussy, (edited )

Ill just repost as is thanks. For the funny hahas ofcourse

Dont look here annoyed_crabby

ericbomb,

As is internet tradition!

PatFussy,

Done. Lets see who is the bigger karma slut 😏

You should post about avocado toast on mine too just to close the loop

AlligatorBlizzard,

I drank a lot of sweet tea and mountain dew in high school and occasionally coffee, then switched to energy drinks in college. Until I did the math on the energy drinks and bought a Keurig, which is convenient enough that I stopped my daily energy drink habit and saved a ton of money. Are there cheaper ways to get caffeine? Yes. Will my sleep disordered ass use any of them? No.

ericbomb,

So post was actually inspired by a guy who was a rep for gas stations, so spent his day driving from gas station to gas station to like take inventory, make orders, and what not.

Where at each gas he would buy a single energy drink for like 5 a day.

Buying energy drinks exclusively from gas stations has to be the least cost effective way to get caffeine.

So while your coffee machine isn’t the cheapest… by the stars you’re miles ahead of that guy.

Nukken,

You can buy a tub of coffee for $10 that will last you several months.

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