absentthereaper, Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes.
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ericbomb, Okay okay you caught me.
I don’t drink mountain dew, or black tea. I do drink some herbal tea though. Caffeine makes me sick overall.
I had this meme stuck in my head, then just brain stormed what title would get me the funniest comments.
So far saying mountain dew tastes better than tea has gotten some banger responses like this one, so all is going according to plan!
silverwing, Meanwhile my ADHD brain: “Is that caffeine? Welp, time to hit the bed”
AngryCommieKender, Ahh, is that why I don’t have a caffeine addiction? Hadn’t put that together till now.
SnowdenHeroOfOurTime, I cannot stress enough how Disgusting mountain dew is
vsh, Caffeine pills exist
fushuan, Monster White is my bane. It’s so good. It also has lots of caffeine. Send help.
AngryCommieKender, Monster White sounds like slang for cocaine
fushuan, I guess, it’s the one that tastes like medicine.
AlligatorBlizzard, I drank a lot of sweet tea and mountain dew in high school and occasionally coffee, then switched to energy drinks in college. Until I did the math on the energy drinks and bought a Keurig, which is convenient enough that I stopped my daily energy drink habit and saved a ton of money. Are there cheaper ways to get caffeine? Yes. Will my sleep disordered ass use any of them? No.
ericbomb, So post was actually inspired by a guy who was a rep for gas stations, so spent his day driving from gas station to gas station to like take inventory, make orders, and what not.
Where at each gas he would buy a single energy drink for like 5 a day.
Buying energy drinks exclusively from gas stations has to be the least cost effective way to get caffeine.
So while your coffee machine isn’t the cheapest… by the stars you’re miles ahead of that guy.
Nukken, You can buy a tub of coffee for $10 that will last you several months.
jeremy_sylvis, I consider the privilege of choice in taste of one’s preferred stimulant to be one of the few small joys to late stage capitalism.
AngryCommieKender, What if one doesn’t have a preferred stimulant?
At least I’m not a caffeine zombie like the rest of you. My housemates love it though, cause I’m up first and despite hating coffee, I am told I make a good pot of coffee, so they can stumble into the kitchen and get a fresh cup about a half hour after I wake up.
gullible, If you’re really hard up for caffeine, purchase pure caffeine powder. $20 is enough to satiate an average person for a year, or to overdose daily for a month.
ericbomb, Looking at the math it honesty looks like cheap black tea and cheap caffeine powder are about the same cost. Can get 400 tea packets for 15ish bucks, or a year supply for 15$.
Tea just is secret top tier.
Nacktmull, (edited ) Pardon me? Only uncultured american teenagers who don´t know anything about good taste believe such utter nonsense! What “tea” are you drinking anyway? Must be the dust they collect after sweeping the floor of the packing plant and then put in teabags to sell it to people who know nothing about tea. Do yourself a favour, go and buy some nice loose leaf Darjeeling, FTGFOP or even better SFTGFOP, prepare it properly and apprechiate something truly good, maybe it´s not too late and your taste can still be saved …
stolid_agnostic, Umm. Mt Dew is nasty. I’ll take really bad tea any day over that.
SnowdenHeroOfOurTime, Me too, and I hate black tea
FunkFactory, Mt Dew isn’t that bad but it’s the kind of drink I can only have once in a while, probably the sugar content makes me sick. Black tea on the other hand, I could drink all day, and is fairly tasty too
Num10ck, maybe try different teas? even mixing a couple together?
poopsmith, Caffeine pills! You can find them for cheap at most drug stores. Plus you can dose the exact amount you want.
teatime, Tea is best!!
corship, Nerds: mate
Evilmineraldeposits, Mean while, me: chasing the perfect origin flavor from beans only from specific farms around the world, roasting only to city or city+, takeing notes with each grind mil size and brew time and brew method, constantly chasing such small and slight subtle changes, completely convinced that I’m ever getting closer to the perfect cup.
It’s about 70$ per 2 lbs of un roasted beans. And I don’t want to figure out how invested into equipment.
More recent me: yerba mate… welp time to invest in a nice kalabash and buy every blend under the sun ! And start the chase for the perfect brew !!
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