db2,

Ourobrokeus

Amends1782,

Extremely clever, well done

walter_wiggles,

Here you can have my money 💰💰

Vertelleus,
@Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works avatar

… And my sword!

PrivacyBean,

I just need to make more money

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Just do it you pussy

cyclohexane,

Help me

foggy,

Step 1: wake up at 4:30 every morning

Step 2: ICE BATH

step 3: fucking butter in your coffee for some reason

Step 4: starve yourself, that butter was enough.

Step 5: GRIND

Step 6: p90x

Step 7: Write Joe Rogan a pledge of allegiance.

Step 8: GYM

Step 9: GOGGINS!

Step 10: MARATHON

STEP 11: HGH INJECTIONS

STEP 12: 😡😡😡

STEP 13: here you can either traffick women or rob a bank

AND THATS HOW I HAVE ALL THESE NICE THINGS BRO JUST GRIND IT OUT.

buy my course to learn more, just $249.99/month

Mischala,

Q: How do I make more money? A: Scam other’s out of their money

meliaesc,

Money always has to come from someone else.

Mischala,

Difference being with honest work, people value your product and it actually does what you are promising.
Scams are not this.

MrScottyTay,

Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps /s

trailing9,

Find friends and turn it into

We just need to make more money

Clanket,

Work harder, better, stronger faster. Work, work, work.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Becomes a billionaire: … NEED TO MAKE MORE MONEY!!!

dontcarebear,
@dontcarebear@lemmy.world avatar

Greed is like a mental illness, and only an ill society rewards it.

Globulart,

Thinking you need more money does not mean you’re greedy though.

dontcarebear,
@dontcarebear@lemmy.world avatar

True, but do you see anyone rewarding the character in this comic/meme? Nope. That’s because he isn’t greedy, he is just anxious.

When a billionaire wants more, or a corporation, THAT is a display of greed. Which is rewarded.

Should’ve wrote my first comment more clearly as it does come off like an okboomer criticism of anyone needing more money

Mostly_Gristle,

For real. I have a lot of problems right now, and there’s not a single one of those problems that can’t be solved with an adequate amount of money.

I, like I think a lot of people, fantasize about winning the lottery not because I’m desperate to live in a mansion or to have a $500k sports car in my driveway, but because I dream of watching all my problems absolutely evaporate before my eyes.

trailing9,

Find the other people who don’t want to have problems and solve your problems together.

irmoz,

Easy to say

trailing9,

In theory it’s one lemmy submission away

SolarNialamide,

I have a disability and I’m a student so I have zero physical or mental energy to have a job next to my almost full time study. I used to just be broke all the time. I found out there’s a city government fund for people exactly like me, and it honestly so fucking crazy what that extra 300 euros a month does. It’s not just that I can afford necessities and something fun once in a while but it gives so much peace of mind. One of my cats was sick a few months ago and I could just take her to the vet and have her blood work done without having to stress about it.

Azzu,

What are some of these problems, if I may ask?

NaoPb,

Probably things like living paycheck to paycheck. Needing a new washing machine or some other device but not being able to afford that yet. Not being able to have your car repaired or buy a car so you have to use public transport and walk long distances to get to your work.

I mean that’s what I imagine. A little money would make those problems go away. But when your paycheck only covers your rent, bills and food, you never get to save up for things.

Azzu,

I mean I can imagine those things as well :) But I was still interested in the specific person and not some abstract possibilities :)

NaoPb,

Ah, I get it. Don’t mind me then, I’m someone else.

Azzu,

Hello someone else, I’m Azzu

NaoPb,

Hi hungry, I’m dad. Hehe.

Azzu,

You’re right, I could really go for an evil toast right now

NaoPb,

Thank you for your humor. I appreciate it in these dark times. I hope you are doing well and your mouth is filled toast.

Azzu,

How are the times dark?

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

xactly. Any other problems are usually self made or if not then the money still can ameliorate them greatly. Like being crippled. Better to have a nice house, someone to come clean, with stair lift and such than to be on the streets with a tiny tim crutch.

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  • PeWu,

    Yeah, and having stuff to eat is amazing too

    kautau,

    And being able to entertain yourself sometimes so you aren’t just thinking about how you need a roof over your head or something to eat, that’s neat

    irmoz,

    That’s not greed.

    fushi01,
    @fushi01@lemmy.world avatar

    Nanami moment

    kamehameherp,

    He’s just like me fr fr.

    Restaldt,

    Whats the number and locations of your associates?

    NielsBohron,
    @NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

    Unrelated to the meme, but I appreciate your username. Do you prefer chair conformer or boat conformer?

    orl0pl,

    Capitalism moment

    Doxatek,

    How I’ve felt lately. Smh

    Facky,

    Not if we overthrow the capitalist system.

    cyclohexane,

    I’m trying!

    NaoPb,

    Meirl

    Infernal_pizza,
    @Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world avatar

    Corporations when they only made 1 billion gajillion shmillion dollars net profit last year

    yogthos,
    @yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

    capitalist realism

    HubertManne,
    @HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

    this is the best version of this meme I have ever seen.

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