dark tower deck supremacy
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
I'll have you know my back hurts all the time
Godort, Anyone who picked either dark tower or roses as a favorite had a thing for Lydia in Beetlejuice.
Anyway, I pick dark tower or roses
Kyrgizion, How do you…
Gaspar, 
I feel seen.
I’m not gonna argue, though. Well played.
tdawg, The rare murder suicide
Enkers, I mean, statistically it makes sense that a decent number of people will find this accurate. That doesn’t make it feel any less uncanny.
cokeslutgarbage, Ouch, now my back hurts and I feel called out.
jennwiththesea, 
I wanted to be her, actually.
kaklerbitmap, 
Well shit…
BackOnMyBS, 
Palm tree beach, baby! ow…that yelling hurt my neck 😣
KeyserSoze61, Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.
Kyrgizion, Get off my lawn!
comfy, 
For me, it was the palmy beach.
And I’ll have you know that I’m still under 30 and do regular back extension exercises!
Frank, Same, except over 30 and doesn’t do the exercises!
MTK, Hey! Not every morning!
Zipitydew, Beach for me.
Trick to soreness is workout regularly. Then you can act like it’s cause the gains instead of getting old.
getoffthedrugsdude, laughs in early-onset arthritis
starman2112, (edited ) 
workout regularly. Then you can act like it’s cause the gains instead of getting old.
I know it’s “because” and not a misspelling of “causing,” but I’m delighted by the idea of someone working out and getting ripped, who secretly thinks it’s the act of aging that’s making him strong, and that working out is just a placebo
corsicanguppy, and not a misspelling of “causing,”
You skipped right over the “workout” noun used as the verb combo “work out”. It’s jarring.
TWeaK, I liked the last one, a card would pop out of his sleeve sometimes.
It was either that or the robot for me.
thorbot, Seashells for life. Also my back is fine. It’s my fucking ribs that hurt every morning for some reason. And my back, fuck you
rothaine, Knees, actually
MonsiuerPatEBrown, i like the one holding cards because of the little random card animation sliding in and out of the sleeve
DaMonsterKnees, 
Thank you for this memory.
grozzle, the bats near the dark tower flapped when you won, i think?
Chapo_is_Red, Me, realizing I’m nearly middle aged
Shardikprime, Yo where my dark tower homies at?
See the Bear of fearsome size! All the worlds within his eyes
ArtKingOfTheBrits, May you have long days and pleasant nights.
superfes, I always picked the dark fortress thing… boy it’s been a hot minute
MajorMajormajormajor, Need some astin for that back pain.
raven, I liked the roses and it’s my neck that hurts yea
Kidnose, I always picked the fish and my neck also hurts…
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