Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

When a creator does it, the word is “ineffable”. Just like how when I’m rich, I’ll become eccentric.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, fuck that. I’m eccentric now. What’s a rich guy going to do about it?

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

They’ll be beside themselves if this ever gets out. They might be driven to buy multiple motor yachts that they’ll never even clap eyes on, to cope with that

EnlightenMe,
@EnlightenMe@lemmy.world avatar

Evil is a dumb term. The word they are looking for is “responsible”.

TvanBuuren,

It was already a fun thread, but this comment upps it a notch.

Mercival,

I mean, the trolley obviously can’t fit under the bridge, so this seems like a mass murder/suicide scenario.

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

The bridge will part!

Annoyed_Crabby,

Using the power of beyblade!

EvolvedTurtle,

Me when I split the sea with a bayblade

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

What if the trolley can shrink when going under the bridge

Annoyed_Crabby,

No, you are not. these people must’ve masturbated, hence they’re sinful.

MonkderZweite,

Aren’t they from birth sinful?

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Imminent death and dismemberment is my kink

the simulation we are all trapped in resets as they now need to include a provision that no weird af kinks screw up the test

GargleBlaster,

Or they wore mixed fabric clothing, so they’re basically satan

AliceTheMinotaur,

Santa

Gnugit,

Wait, so all this time I should have been going full denim?

DmMacniel,

Including your underpants. And socks.

VikingHippie,

And skin.

Wolfen,

Satin, you say?

Lifebandit666,

Statins

EmpathicVagrant,

But you just created them. The whole of their lives they have been tied to that track the way a character is trapped in the holodeck. When have they had time to sin?

noobdoomguy8658,

Suddenly, you find yourself together with the people on the tracks.

EmpathicVagrant,

-embrace sweet death

Sonotsugipaa,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

They should just repent for existing, if they can’t even do that they’re basically just asking for the train

Annoyed_Crabby,

According to the 20 commandments that i just made up-

drop one stone tablet

10 commandments that i just made up, thou shall not question the decision of god, hereby you’re sinned.

Wolfen,

Nice reference drop there.

Nepenthe,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Even Jesus said imagining adultery is the same as committing it. They can still think, ergo they are worthy of punishment

Risk,

So… Christianity has thought crimes?

interdimensionalmeme,

Property is theft in the same way that religion is sin

letsgo,

No. What he was saying is that everything you do starts off as a thought. So instead of policing your own actions, police your own thoughts and don’t entertain the bad ones when they enter your mind. Then when the opportunity presents itself - let’s say she indicates she’s up for a quickie behind the bike sheds, if you’ve already been fantasising about all the different scenarios you’re much more likely to take her up on it than if you haven’t. Therefore you should consider thinking about adultery as being just as bad as the act itself, even though it really isn’t.

SpiderShoeCult,

so… thought crimes then?

VikingHippie,

Absolutely.

interdimensionalmeme,

I sin multiple times per day but it’s ok because I always make sure to kill god first.

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