spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

No more cars!!

Holzkohlen,

Pfff that car ain’t even street legal in my country.

Hamartiogonic,
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

Also, it probably weighs over 3500 kg, so you’ll need a C license to drive it. Fun fact, if you have one of those, you can also drive a huge lorry. Why would you choose an eyesore like that, when you could be a badass rock hauler.

BruceTwarzen,

Some dude drives on of those where i live. I've never seen it move, it's always parked on the same spot where it doesn't fit. Completely with aouthern state flag and stickers that say that only gay cops pull him over and how every car that is not a v8 is for girls. I'd be so embarrassed to drive that thing.

SuperSpruce,

So by his logic a Lamborghini Aventador is for girls.

snowe,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

And a dodge challenger, Chevy Camaro, all of the Nissan Z series and all of the skyline series, the delorean dmc-12, most mustangs, Acura nsx, Subaru wrx sti, the list is literally hundreds of cars long.

All of these cars are definitely too much car for that dude I can guarantee it.

WaxedWookie,

Worse - Europeans

Bytemeister,

I got more compliments from women while I was driving my 1.4L inline 4 Honda in a week than I got in 10 years with a 4.2L Ford V8.

So yeah, V8s attract men. Sensible cars are for girls.

i_am_hiding,

I drive a cool, classic car most of the time.

It attracts a lot of 60 year old blokes with names like “Terry” and “Ian” every time I pull up to a stop.

I haven’t seen a girl so much as look sideways at it.

holycrap,

Clearly he’s trying to attract a gay male cop

WetBeardHairs,

Pull me over daddy UwU

lemming741,

A 255? Who’s taking a second glance towards that choked smog era engine?

Bytemeister,

No. Accidentally robbed myself of .4L. 99 Crown Vic.

lemming741,

Gotcha. If I had one of those, I’d paint it black and pretend it was a Marauder

Bytemeister,

Left it white so people would think I was a cop and not drive like a lunatic.

nucawysi,

where i live, which is in the south, every 3 cars is one of these, they lift suvs too, so that increases the odds. when cops clock out they also drive one of these, even the gay ones. driving it is no big deal, its how they drive and what they do with it, usually road raging other road users, intimidating them, and trying to run them off the road, in other words bullying and intimidation, which is likely why they own one in the first place. why do they feel a strong desire to bully or intimidate anyone? that’s a great question. why do you have to knock out the biggest guy in jail to get any respect? …

Acters,

There is a dealership here called lifted trucks(I know very straight forward. straight to the main selling point) they have more lots here than other dealerships.It is very clear the amount of lifted trucks here went up significantly. The whole city screams that I’m only doing it to get women because I’m insecure about myself. Which is the reason why I wish to move to Europe’s walkable cities or just move to a place with no one around.

nucawysi,

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  • Acters,

    I didnt say I owned a truck. I have a electric bike that I built. I said either go to a walkable city OR go to the middle of nowhere “living off the land.”

    Boxtifer,

    Have you ever heard of capitalization?

    HugeCounterargument,

    They’re trying to fight against CAPITAList oppression in any way they can.

    nucawysi,

    reading comprehension?

    twei,

    I hope nothing happens to his tires

    Nunya,

    Definitely not the correct place to ask, but does anyone know what brand or model ebike that is?

    SonicDeathTaco,

    Gazelle AMI c7 HMS

    treadful,
    @treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

    A Dutch bike in my Murica?!?

    Man, wish I could get an Omafiets without it being so expensive I’m afraid of it getting stolen

    CareHare,

    Get a good lock and bike insurance?

    Nunya,

    Awesome, thanks.

    capt_wolf,
    @capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

    Either way, around here I almost always see both end up doing stupid shit on the road. I don’t give a fuck what you’re driving. Obey the rules of the road, follow the flow of traffic, be aware of your surroundings, and for fucks sake, signal properly and clearly! Nobody’s in a race. We can all get where we’re going safely and timely if y’all just stop acting like you’re escaping a war zone!

    hyperhearse,
    @hyperhearse@kbin.social avatar

    couldn't agree with you more... can't tell you how many times I've nearly been hit by another car all because they cut in front of me suddenly, not signaling, naturally, and just sped off like they're in a race. I will see ppl going nearly 100mph in the interstate, just weaving back and forth between lanes. will never understand why ppl have to be in such a damn rush all the time. what's the point of getting somewhere 2 minutes sooner if you hurt or possibly kill someone along the way? worst part of it is that the cops here never seem to be around to keep assholes like that in check.

    capt_wolf,
    @capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh it’s constant here, and they all act like you’re the problem. So many fatal accidents every year, pedestrians killed, at least one fatality due to people racing. Constant hit and runs. It’s like driving in GTA.

    I just took a client to the mall a couple hours ago. On our way, we watched someone honk at the person next to me/in front of them at an intersection, they then tailgated them until the other person changed lanes, threw their drink, and screamed out the window. The driver’s crime, as far as I can tell, was because they didn’t move in the millisecond between when the light turned green and the psycho behind them lost their mind.

    We’re in the off season now, too. Don’t even get me started when the tourists come!

    hyperhearse,
    @hyperhearse@kbin.social avatar

    plenty of hit and runs where I'm at also, especially for pedestrians. the amount of accidents even in just a week is scary. exactly! it's almost like driving the speed limit is the crime now. there's ppl who will pass on a non passing road just to get ahead of me bc I'm apparently driving too slowly. just the other day I got honked at bc the left turn light had just turned green, but the person in front of me hadn't even started turning yet. no one has a speck of patience on the road. I just want to know why lmao

    ffs, seriously? that's such an extreme response. and it's truly so mind blowing to me that there's ppl who view pedestrian life as secondary to getting where they need to be. I've seen drivers swerve past pedestrians as they're crossing and honk at them and everything. it's wild out here.

    Yerbouti,

    The difference is that one of the two can be use has a lethal weapon. I’ll let you guess wich one.

    xeekei,

    My car is closer in size to the bicycle than the truck.

    Also, most of these trucks around here have an orange triangle at the back and are driven by teenagers.

    kajko,

    Damn those triangle cars are always getting in the way. Even the little ones.

    GissaMittJobb,

    Yank tanks truly are the peakest of cringe. I’d be embarrassed to show up in one of those things

    datsritebussy,

    You are just mad u cant afford it on your measly europoor salary. Americans stay winning.

    GissaMittJobb,

    You’re going in my cringe compilation

    datsritebussy,

    my cringe compilation

    INT. SMITH FAMILY LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Morty is sitting on the couch, engrossed in his smartphone, while Rick is tinkering with one of his inventions.

    Morty: (excitedly) Hey, Rick, you gotta check this out! There’s this new thing called “Cringe Compilations” on the internet. It’s like, people doing really awkward stuff and everyone makes fun of them!

    Rick: (glances over) Cringe compilations, Morty? Seriously? The internet’s been around for decades, and that’s what you’re excited about?

    Morty: (nervously) Well, I just thought it’s kinda funny, you know, watching people act all weird and stuff.

    Rick: (rolls eyes) Morty, it’s called the internet. It’s a vast wasteland of cringe and chaos. (pauses) But you know what? Maybe it’s time I enlighten you about the wonders of the multiverse.

    Rick pulls out his portal gun and creates a portal.

    INT. MULTIVERSE - INTERGALACTIC INTERNET CAFE - DAY

    Rick and Morty step out of the portal and find themselves in a futuristic internet cafe filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures from different dimensions.

    Morty: (looking a round) Whoa, Rick, this place is insane!

    Rick: (smirking) Welcome to the Intergalactic Internet Cafe, Morty. Here, you’ll find cringe beyond your wildest nightmares.

    They sit down at a terminal, and Rick starts typing away.

    Rick: (typing) You see, Morty, cringe is a universal constant. No matter where you go, there’s always gonna be something that makes you cringe.

    On the screen, we see a bizarre video titled “Zogork’s Awkward Dance-Off.”

    Morty: (watching) Uh, Rick, what’s that?

    Rick: (grinning) That’s Zogork, the three-headed space alien trying to dance. Now that’s what I call cringe!

    Morty: (cringing) Oh, geez, Rick. That’s… something else.

    They browse through various cringe videos from different dimensions, including a segment where people are trying to speak backwards, a cat that thinks it’s a parrot, and a sentient jello mold attempting stand-up comedy.

    Morty: (laughs) This is insane, Rick! I’ve never seen anything like it.

    Rick: (chuckles) Morty, the multiverse is a treasure trove of cringe. But here’s the thing, it’s all relative. What’s cringe in one dimension might be considered cool in another. It’s all a matter of perspective.

    Morty: (still laughing) Yeah, I guess you’re right, Rick. Cringe is in the eye of the beholder.

    They both continue to watch cringe videos, sharing a laugh and learning a valuable lesson about embracing the quirks of different realities.

    FADE OUT.

    GissaMittJobb,

    I really hope you used AI to generate that text, because god damn what a waste of time otherwise.

    Didn’t read regardless

    datsritebussy,

    Ill rewrite it in your language:

    Int. Smith family livin’ room - day

    morty be sittin’ on tha couch, engrossed in his muthafuckin’ smartphone, while rick be tinkerin’ wit’ one o’ his muthafuckin’ inventions.

    morty: (excitedly) hey, rick, yo’ gotta check dis out! there’s dis new thang called “cringe compilations” on tha internizzle. It’s like, people doin’ really awkward shit n’ y’all makes fun o’ ‘em!

    rick: (glances over) cringe compilations, morty? seriously? tha internet’s been ‘round fo’ decades, n’ that’s What the fuck you’re excited ‘bout?

    morty: (nervously) well shiiit, i just thought it’s kinda funny, yo’ know, watchin’ people act all shit n’ shit.

    rick: (rolls eyes) morty, it’s called tha internizzle. It’s a vast wasteland o’ cringe n’ chaos. (pauses) N’ therez Ain’t nuthin’ but yo’ know What the fuck? maybe it’s time i enlighten yo’ ‘bout da wonders o’ da multiverse.

    rick pulls out his muthafuckin’ portal glock n’ creates a portal.

    int. Multiverse - intergalactic internizzle cafe - day

    rick n’ morty step out o’ da portal n’ find themselves in a futuristic internizzle cafe filled wit’ all sorts o’ bizarre creatures from different dimensions.

    morty: (lookin’ a round) whoa, rick, dis place be insane!

    rick: (smirking) welcome ta tha intergalactic internizzle cafe, morty. Here, you’ll find cringe beyond yo’ goddamn wildest nightmares.

    they sit down at a terminal, n’ rick starts typin’ away.

    rick: (typing) yo’ peep, morty, cringe be a universal constant. No matta Where the fuck yo’ git, there’s always gonna be somethang dat makes yo’ cringe.

    on tha screen, we peep a bizarre porno titled “zogork’s awkward dance-off.”

    morty: (watching) uh, rick, what’s dat?

    rick: (grinning) that’s zogork, tha three-headed space alien tryin’ ta dance. Naw that’s What the fuck i call cringe!

    morty: (cringing) oh, geez, rick. That’s… somethang else.

    they browse through various cringe videos from different dimensions, includin’ a segment Where the fuck people r’ tryin’ ta speak backwards, a pussaaaaaay dat thinks it’s a parrot, n’ a sentient jello mold attemptin’ stand-up comedy.

    morty: (laughs) dis be insane, rick! i’ve neva peep anythin’ like dat shit.

    rick: (chuckles) morty, tha multiverse be a treasure trove o’ cringe. N’ therez Ain’t nuthin’ but here’s tha thang, it’s all relative. What’s cringe in one dimension might be considered funky-ass in anotha. It’s all a matta o’ perspective.

    morty: (still laughing) yeah biatch, i guess you’re right, rick. Cringe be in da eye o’ da beholda.

    they both continue ta watch cringe videos, sharin’ a bust n’ learnin’ a valuable lesson ‘bout embracin’ tha quirks o’ different realities.

    fade out.Q then me.

    Duxon,

    After seeing this bullshit, I have an offtopic question: can you block accounts on Lemmy? Pretty sure I never want to read any other line of this guy in my life.

    letsgo,

    Found that function in about 0.75s. Click the username. Now click “Block User” which is on the top line.

    danque,
    @danque@lemmy.world avatar

    Thanks buddy

    noobnarski,

    My penis is too long, so I am not allowed to own such a car.

    My car is half as big and still has the same cargo space actually.

    4lan,

    I think you mean “Americans stay in debt”. Most of the idiots you see driving these trucks are paying half their paycheck for what is essentially a billboard advertising their small penis.

    The only people impressed by your truck are children. Everyone else can tell that you are trying to compensate for your ‘inadequacies’

    We are all laughing at you behind your back.

    funkajunk,
    @funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

    “Yank Tank” 😂

    Still see plenty of those out in western Canada.

    joelfromaus,
    @joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

    Seeing more and more in Australia as well. Way too big for our roads.

    DogMuffins,

    We seem to have been invaded by them in the last 2 years or so. I don’t see why regular utes and 4wds have been fine until now, but suddenly every tradesman needs one of these.

    StalksEveryone,
    @StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

    so that’s where all jan-sixers went

    DogMuffins,

    I shit you not… I saw a cooker waving a Trump 2020 flag last week.

    m3t00,
    @m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

    there is one guy in town with a big “Miss me yet” tRump flag mounted on the porch next to an american flag. Only one I’ve seen around here. Probably his mom’s house. drive by it about every day. that’s dedication or something. has a big red truck too. I am so tempted to steal it but won’t risk getting shot. maniacs. I just flip the bird like a good citizen and follow court proceedings.

    IHaveTwoCows,

    Fun Fact: it’s because of US CAFE standards imposed on auto makers. It’s not that people don’t want small and mid-sized trucks; it’s that it has been illegal to make them since 2012, the last year of the actual Ford Ranger.

    driving_crooner,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    Thanks Obama!

    joelfromaus,
    @joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

    I seen a comment that they were covered by the instant tax right-off and so their dealers were pushing them to business owners and tradies who were more than happy to buy 2-ton codpieces oversized vehicles. Seems to check out from my experience with them.

    DogMuffins,

    I’m a registered tax agent. This isn’t really true - but, it’s exactly what someone needing a 2-ton codpiece would say.

    If you use a passenger vehicle exclusively for work / business, then you can claim depreciation on it’s total cost up to a maximum of ~$66k (last year… this limit is indexed each year).

    Vehicles with a carrying capacity of > 1 tonne are not subject to this limit as they’re “commercial” vehicles rather than passenger vehicles.

    So if you had a $100k to spend on a new car, then a landcruiser wagon / SUV will be less tax effective than a RAM ute because you can’t claim a deduction for the entire cost of the ute.

    That said, no one actually chooses between those types of vehicles on the basis of the tax deduction available - you either want a ute or you don’t. The choice is always between a hilux size ute and a ram size ute. Additionally, I don’t have a list but I’ve heard tell that very few of the bigger utes actually have a carrying capacity of > 1 tonne once you subtract the potential weight of passengers.

    Slovene,

    Hopefully the “rolling coal” thing at least didn’t come along with them?

    spankinspinach,

    But mah freedumb

    TheSanSabaSongbird,

    They’re popular in Mexico as well. Ultimately they’re a US creation though.

    m3t00,
    @m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

    they were a thing when I lived in Texas in the late 70s. A guy I worked with had a big yellow Ford with 5’ high tires. Everyone had pickups. I had a Datsun pickup with DOHC sounded like it would blow up at 60 but smoothed out again at 70. commutes were wild

    GissaMittJobb,

    They are an undeniably infectious disease.

    n3m37h,

    Eastern Onterrible too

    ThrowawayPermanente,

    I kind of am an elitist though

    Blackout,
    @Blackout@kbin.social avatar

    Ain't that the truth. I'm constantly fighting this fight in my own city where we only get bike gutters, not even lanes. Complain complain complain from the people who claim they care about the neighborhood.

    db2,

    One gets accused of being an inbred redneck as they “roll coal” at the other one, while the other one sneers at regular people. They’re both bags of rancid dicks for very different reasons.

    AeonFelis,

    If you actively roll coal, you deserve whatever insult thrown at you.

    WhaleScenery,

    New contender for “worst take of 2023”

    MoodyRaincloud,

    Most people who ride bikes just ride bikes. And a minority are what you call “cyclists”.

    You’re lumping them all together and are part of the problem. Dick.

    GrammatonCleric,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    “Regular people” meaning the masses who have normalized shitty and selfish behavior. The sneers are well fucking earned.

    db2,

    Regular people meaning people who know someone else using a bicycle doesn’t harm them in any way therefore they don’t care. The truck guy and the bike guy however won’t stfu about it.

    lolcatnip,

    YTA

    db2,

    Right on 👍

    CareHare,

    I don’t know about where you live. But here cyclists stick to the cycling paths almost all the time. A simple chime or ring from their bell will do just fine to let people know if they’re coming. No need for sneering buddy. Let go of your anger.

    Also, fuck cars.

    Nepenthe,
    @Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

    I've actually never had anyone in a monster truck tell me I should buy a monster truck. So...by unfortunate definition...

    I_hate_you_welcome,

    I’ve had a million people in monster trucks tell me to buy one, you’re point is BS.

    psud,

    “you’re” is an abbreviation for “you are”

    You wanted “your point…”

    I_hate_you_welcome,

    Great job, you fixed an autocorrect error. I hope your waste of half a minute was worth it to add nothing to anyone’s life.

    psud,

    I only commented as you come from a non English speaking instance. It’s a common error in English, so I figured I’d point it out. Were I making a mistake in Dutch I would like such corrections

    I_hate_you_welcome,

    Don’t worry, this is a Dutch instance, we mostly speak English at C1, C2 proficiency, except when autocorrect is in the game.

    psud,

    Didn’t you want to know that autocorrect had screwed up your good work? (I had to correct three autocorrect/swipe type failures in this comment)

    PennyAndAHalf,

    I’ve never had someone on a bicycle roll coal at me.

    treadful,
    @treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

    A little fart maybe

    TheBat,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Wind powered

    intensely_human,

    Welcome to America, where everyone hates everyone

    someguy3,

    How could you say that? I hate you for it. (/s)

    TheBat,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    USA is world’s biggest PvPvPvP… MMO

    Alexstarfire,

    You mean PvE.

    Tar_alcaran,

    Oof, but also yes

    StalksEveryone,
    @StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

    so many player haters 😔

    MonkderZweite,

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    People vs EVERYONE

    littletoolshed,

    Your point being proven in these comments already and it hasn’t even been 30m

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