Stuka,

The other day I put some pants on that were on the floor. I reached into the pocket and felt something move on my hand. I beat the shit out of my own thigh for 30 seconds, fuck you brown recluse!

…it was string.

Me to my bewildered cat: giphy.com/…/jerology-jim-carrey-liar-im-kicking-m…

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