Offended? No, but I'm not surprised someone who is engaging with the cognitive distortion of overgeneralization would come to that conclusion. I hope you feel better soon, I hear cognitive behavioral therapy is great for that.
Do you taste like wallpaper paste?
Even if I did, that's still a world better than the stench of stale humor. I'm guessing in your case it would smell like expired beer, cigarette butts, concerningly-fruity piss and mothballs.