It never gets old
Yoz, Lol they always show these women but in reality its more likehttps://c8.alamy.com/comp/B1CTF2/obesity-fat-lady-bending-over-wearing-blue-denim-jeans-rear-view-urban-B1CTF2.jpg
Yaysuz, I’m still smacking
TimewornTraveler, now That’s a bum worth slapping
cRazi_man, Why does she have both the fridge and freezer completely wide open?
MistressKitty, The slap is more fun if you deserve it.
TimewornTraveler, Because life isn’t perfect
Norgur, You hermetically seal her nether regions with the strongest est and water tightestes tape there will ever be? That's counterproductive.
theotherone, 
I’ve never heard of a celibacy fetish before but I guess it’s a wide world.
Norgur, Oh, you heard of that. Or did you think catholic priests really do that for the "service to God" nonsense?
theotherone, I suppose I’d never really thought about it in those terms. Huh.
Zoboomafoo, (edited ) 
Don’t take what the other person said seriously, they were making a shitty joke about the Catholic Church, not being informative
In healthy relationships, it’s about the power dynamic of one partner being in charge of the others’s pleasure
Norgur, There is always someone who waltzes over an obvious joke. Can't have a bit of goofing around without the obligatory "uhm, ackchually"
Zoboomafoo, The Um, Actually was because they were asking an honest question and seemed to interpret your joke as a serious answer
very_well_lost, I thought they did it for the kid diddling
Norgur,
LeafOnTheWind, Look up chastity cages. It’s a thing.
TheBat, 
Look up chastity cages.
I can’t, it’s locked.
Pregnenolone, It goes both ways. All spouse arses deserve the smack
yemmly, I pretend I’m a quarterback and she’s the center and call some audibles with my hands ready to receive the snap
viperex, That’s a big hand
metaStatic,
DeathWearsANecktie, It’s a sign of a good marriage when you can both have cheeky fun!
Maeve, It gets old, just like telling you it gets old gets old. She’s just biding her time.
toomanypancakes, 
I immediately sent this to my husband, this is perfect
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