TheBat,
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Military-Industrial-Junk Food complex

skeeter_dave,

Yeah America fucking knows logistics. I worked at a non profit and our warehouse where we would store donations would become quite the mess during garage sale season. We had a squad of US Army Reserve logistical something or another who basically work in warehouses volunteer for the day so I went ahead and gave them the task of organizing and cleaning up the warehouse, a task I thought would take them a few hours. I go on my 30min lunch break and I come back to 5 dudes standing around and a warehouse so clean and organized that you could eat off the floor.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

As they say, organization is half the battle.

first_must_burn,

The other half is violence.

hglman,

In summary, the battle is won by the most organized violence.

raspberriesareyummy,

The individual in the foreground appears to be quality assurance for new restaurants before opening to the public.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Tactical calorie bomb

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Strategic nutritional warfare

ipkpjersi,

Weapons of mass hunger.

M0oP0o,
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Blackmist,

Unironically so.

Logistics has always been the US military’s best weapon.

optissima,

Pretty sure it’s punching down

Blackmist,

When you’ve got nukes, all wars are punching down.

The knowing that even if you fight really well against them, they could just say “fuck it” and flatten you anyway.

optissima,

Yeah eventually the goal of anyone that punches down is “get the biggest punch,” and they definitely have it.

masquenox,

Didn’t stop the Vietnamese. Or the Afghans.

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Hello, The Hague? I’d like to report a war crime.

What do you mean they’ll literally invade you if you write this down?

phoenixz,

Missed opportunity for “Weapons of ass destruction”

I’m 15 years old again, apparently…

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Weapons of gas production

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Weapons of ass destruction…

I’m torn between making a Taco Bell joke or a joke about my dick.

MycelialMass,

I’m ready to hear both

SocialMediaRefugee,

For the elite “Puffing and grabbing their chests after running for a minute” soldiers

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