TheBest,
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Ive legitimately bruised my dick this way. Had a giant black bruise across my shaft, pissing was HORRIBLE, and we had to take a month or two off from fun.

1/10 not my kink don’t recommend

Haagel,

It literally was your kink

Z3k3,

You some how made me audibly laugh and cross my legs wincing at the same time

Shou,

He’s got a kink in his dink!

Thorry84,

Yes, you can actually break your penis and do permanent damage. Doctors warn not to do reverse cowgirl for example, a popular position in porn. If not done right the penis will break and you are going to have a bad time.

cryptosporidium140,

That’s physics for you. Which is why I always gotta grab dat ass tight.

Evil_Shrubbery,

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