I'm re-reading The Hobbit at the moment. Gandalf might not be a conjurer of cheap tricks, because he's only packing the expensive, high-caliber stuff.
agent_flounder, 
“Mommy why is Santa packing a Winchester 1200 Defender 12 gage?”
gnomesaiyan, 
“magic missile”
bruhduh, 
OG gangsta
Possible_EmuWrangler, The old wand of scattershot.
DharmaCurious, 
I like this version of Gandalf. It makes me think he got Bilbo to leave his house by threatening to blow a brand new Hobbit Hole in him. Lmao
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