cryptosporidium140,

That’s definitely me, AMA

thefartographer, (edited )

Thank you for holding this AMA, I’ve loved all of your previous work, except for that one we won’t talk about, haha. Anyway, what I wanted to know is “how’s your diarrhea?” Thank you again, I love you.

Whitebrow,

What has made you a diarrhea enjoyer?

Fixbeat,

I enjoy destroying the toilet with a putrid pressurized ass-spray.

TheGreenGolem, (edited )
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cryptosporidium140,

I can’t remember not being one actually. Whenever someone said “I had diarrhea :(” I would be like, “Is that bad?” Then I started thinking, surely I’ve never actually had diarrhea then. But I’m old and wise now so I definitely have. Lucky me!

kusivittula,

after months of constipation and getting my bumhole torn beyond recognition i honestly do enjoy a good diarrhea.

Sylver,

It’s just so… stimulating

_number8_,

it’s nice getting the poison out

crtbob,

My dumb ass saw “1/5” and tried to swipe

ColeSloth,

No need to push. You just have to relax and all the work gets done for you.

Thcdenton,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e617e6e8-7bf8-4fa4-a23d-8e56b0a01e03.webm

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