The joys of parenthood
Jackcooper, I have to make a poster presentation by tomorrow
Slovene,
BruceTwarzen, I used to think that was just some dumb family guy joke.
My niece actually does that.
Mouselemming, Usually followed by something involving bodily fluids…
possiblylinux127, (edited ) What the heck is wrong with people on Lemmy. That’s a terrible thing to say. We have finally reached Reddit level comments
Edit: Oh
moistclump, I’m confused by your comment
DragonTypeWyvern, Bro’s just a brainwormed weirdo.
general_kitten, he just has to find better brain parasites
DragonTypeWyvern, The cool ones that teach you useful skills
general_kitten, Toxoplasmosis :3
Alteon, Dude…as in they peed the bed, themselves, the floor, or have thrown up, or somehow made a giant time-sensitive mess that they feel they can’t clean up themselves. Grow up.
Mouselemming, (edited ) “Mommy I fwowed up”
“Kitty pooped in my bed”
"I fink I’m gonna - BLARGH! (vomit all over both of us)
“By dose is bleedig”
“Bomby - ACHOO!” (snot all over both our faces)
These are a few of my own experiences with my kids’ bodily fluids. Totally gross, but I did not mean what you were thinking.
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