Lemmy in nutshell?
teft, 
Squeeze your glutes every few minutes while you’re on the can. That should prevent the numbness.
Kusimulkku, No can do, I’m not there to work out!
lettruthout, You know you’re in trouble when the seat sticks to your butt a little, then makes a loud noise when it falls.
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jaykay, 
Its worse when you don’t know if you did, cos you were focusing on memes so much. Should I wipe or should I not
dankm, It’s worse if you’re on a toilet that flushes every time you move a tiny bit.
jaykay, Poseidon’s lick
dingus, Where did you get these pictures of me???
Enzy, Swedish This is some fourth wall breaking shit
cypherix93, I see… my future.
jaybone, In about six more minutes.
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