Teon, (edited )
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

So... the orgy is at your house this weekend? Cool!
Is it BYOL? (bring your own lube)

CrayonRosary, (edited )

𝓛𝓲𝓿𝓮

𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱

𝓛𝓾𝓫𝓮

ThatOneDudeFromOhio,

Tifo?

MrPoopyButthole,
@MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world avatar

Well now it’s all dirty

CmdrShepard,

Now OP needs to create a 20x sized washing machine.

Wage_slave,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

But because of this one life hack, it’s just one that’s all dirty.

If they weren’t so thoughtfully put together as such, then they’d all be dirty.

People still wondering just what the fuck it’s for hate this one hack.

reddig33,

Looks wasteful.

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

I remember this “theorem”(?) about how is impossible to fold a paper sheet more that 6 times and this lady glt herself a gigantic thin sheet and folded it like 8 times. OP, fold that and told us how many folds you get.

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

I thought it was 7?

A_Menace_To_Society,

Let me help you out with the math here, its pretty difficult. Basically, “impossible to do more than 6” and “7 is impossible” actually mean the same thing! It’s crazy how numbers work 😅😅

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

My (incorrect) memory was that you couldn’t fold it more than 7 times.

Go put on some deodorant.

McSudds_,

I do believe it was a troll. Username

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

So my direction is apt.

prenatal_confusion,

Iirc it was toilet paper. Nice aspect ratio for such shenanigans.

canthidium,
@canthidium@lemmy.world avatar

Mythbusters debunked this, although they used a football field sized sheet and forklifts, but they were able to fold it 11 times. The myth they tested was 7 times being impossible.

bstix,

Another myth is that because the thickness doubles on every fold that it would reach the moon before you could fold it … X times.

I’m bored, so I figured it out. A thin piece of office paper (0.05 mm) would need to folded 43 times to reach the moon.

The world record is 12.

tacosplease,

I like it.

Gadg8eer,
@Gadg8eer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Wait, hol up

I don’t think your math is right. That’s 5x length and 4x width, not 20x length and width. If I was suddenly 20x bigger without changing my proportions, I doubt that would even be a facecloth to me.

Doombot1,

…and 5*4=20, therefore, it’s 20x the total area, or 20x the size

kyle1320,

If your weight increased to 20x your current weight, without changing proportions, you would be about 2.7x your current height, width, and depth.

…just like OP’s mum.

Gadg8eer,
@Gadg8eer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I was talking about size, not weight. But then you probably don’t know much about size anyway. :p

usualsuspect191,

If it was 20x the length and 20x the width, it’d be 400x the size…

Zoomboingding,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

You’re overthinking. If you take 20 things and combine them, it’s 20 times the size of one of them.

CmdrShepard,

What if they’re 20 Russian nesting doll pieces?

Zoomboingding,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

Those have never been proven to exist

shalafi,

Amateur. My gf will still steal the sheet.

shalafi,

Amateur. My gf will still steal the sheet.

linearchaos,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

Now you just need a $10k projector and a 4:3 movie

Zorque,

Nah, that's when you play 12 player couch co-op mario kart.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Yo momma soooo fat…

Chemical,
Tandybaum,
balderdash9,
girl,

why lol

ubermeisters,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

Insert joke about OPs mom

(Here)

Edit: shit someone already did that

Tandybaum,

If you can find me a better way to acquire a 20x Queen sheet I’m all ears.

I call it a queens harem sheet.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Tandy’s got a point.

Tandybaum,

Boom, still got it

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Classic Tandy.

JickleMithers,

But why do you need such a large sheet?

tacosplease,

For cat and mouse and other such parachute games

JickleMithers,

Fair enough. I was thinking you stitched 20 queen size mattresses together too lol.

CmdrShepard,

OP’s mom is coming for a visit.

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