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brokenlcd, in When rubber duck debugging just doesn't cut it.

I raise chickens in my garden; I’ll make do

ilinamorato, in When rubber duck debugging just doesn't cut it.

My rubber duck is a Darkwing Duck figurine. He usually does the trick.

isti115,

Whoa, I just checked out some images, that one is on another level as well for sure. 😀 If he’s as good at fighting bugs as criminals, you’re in good hands wings!

wviana, in Happy New Year Coders.

I would find it funny a couple of years ago. Nowadays, it feels kind of sad.

autokludge, in What you are according to you fav language
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

Thanks nerd

dennisnedry, in What you are according to you fav language

Dodged a bullet, X++ is not on the list! 👍

snowe, in What you are according to you fav language
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

I genuinely looked for my favorite language before reading the text 😂

UnfortunateShort, in What you are according to you fav language

Nice bait, no one likes matlab

mnemonicmonkeys,

I like Matlab

TwinTusks,
@TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

nerd

nintendiator, in What you are according to you fav language

What? No HTML?

Jakylla, (edited )
@Jakylla@sh.itjust.works avatar

HTML: You are not a nerd

Edit: OH MY GOD what did you just share !!!

nintendiator,

what did you just share !!!

Power.

Beware: might cause maniacal laughter.

fl42v,

Dude, I just woke up the whole house 🤣

Sylvartas, in What you are according to you fav language

R is more"you are a researcher or an engineer and also a nerd"

Valmond,

Then C/C++ is You’re a smart nerd.

Let the flame wars begin!

Sylvartas,

As a professional C++ programmer I am compelled to agree

xx3rawr, in What you are according to you fav language

Implying engineers are not nerds

mnemonicmonkeys,

As an engineer, I’ve met engineers that were jocks and engineers that were dumb. Sometimes they’d even be both

sag, in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅
@sag@lemy.lol avatar

I have 21 : () I am pretty famous

Hector_McG, in 4 billion if statements

I first saw this joke back in the days of 8-bit home microcomputers. Of course then it only needed 256 lines of code, and took up about 8k of your precious, precious RAM.

arc, in Happy New Year Coders.

I actually got off my arse and did some productive programming over the Christmas break. Spent too long vegetating in front of the computer watching YouTube vids or playing games.

floofloof, in Happy New Year Coders.

Oh, those are arms. I thought the moustache was a bit too stylish for the character.

jtk, in Happy New Year Coders.
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Happy Yesterday++ Day!

lseif,

so every day ?

jtk,
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Everyday’s the fuckin’ same

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