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voight, in DO NOT MERGE
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thann, in Let me just move this project to the "unfinished" folder

The third half is always the hardest

Feidry,

The fourth half is pretty easy though.

Opafi,

That’s only because the fifth half usually is as difficult as two halfs at once.

huaris, in The classic font size exploit

These services empower you to quickly recognize fonts you might want to license or download for free. Once identified, you can visit font platforms like font script to acquire the fonts.

magnus, in Guthib

What, no websocket-based realtime statistics for number of total, daily and hourly mistypings?

otter, (edited ) in Guthib

::: spoiler spoiler, try the link first The giant text makes it even better ::::

snrkl, in Every goddamn time

FWIW, Little known fact: Matrix 2 used real vuln (SSH CRC32) for trinity power grid hacking scene.

Even better to know: the scene was completed before the CRC32 vuln was public. So the scene used real 0day vuln…

cupcakezealot, in Every goddamn time
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

except lex. she took forever to get in and reactivate the door locks.

niktemadur, in Every goddamn time

What about DJ Qualls in “The Core”?

While being interrogated in his introduction sequence, he casually folds an aluminum chewing gum wrapper, puts it to his lips and kinda whistles with it for a second, while holding a cell phone in front of his mouth. After this little public display of phreaking, he hands the cell phone over to the hero and says “Here… now you can call anywhere free for life with it”.

sunbeam60, in Every goddamn time

The main reason I never got into Slow Horses was its utterly ridiculous stereotype of the “computer boffin”. It was so cack-handed it was almost hard to believe.

XEAL, in The Perfect Solution

LOL I made something similar to identify the language of a text.

KSPAtlas, in Every goddamn time
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

me when i connect to an ssh server

db2, in The Perfect Solution

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Samsy, in Every goddamn time

Hackers Porn-Actors

Zuberi, in Every goddamn time
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Excuse me while I transition my terminal to green

dan, in Every goddamn time
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Be sure to wear a hoodie in a dark room so that you can hack faster.

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