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janabuggs, in ifn't

I’m struggling to understand if this is true or ifn’t true

nickwitha_k, in The Perfect Solution

Quick! Make this a library, then encourage its widespread use. Nothing could go wrong. Who’s that behind me? No, one. No. It’s absolutely not node.js.

csm10495, in ifn't
@csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

Imagine the regex needed to highlight code with that extra single quote.

Hexbear2, (edited ) in ifn't

This is the !biggest comp sci innovation in !decades

Quetzalcutlass, in Let me just move this project to the "unfinished" folder

This is why modding games is great. Most of the hard engine and framework stuff is already done for you, so you get to focus on content creation (the “fun” part).

Still difficult, but it requires a fraction of the time and effort that making a game from scratch would take.

whou,

weird. for me, the “hard engine and framework stuff” is the fun part, while the content creation is not boring, but just very hard for me :P

lordmauve, in ifn't

Python already has this.

luciole, in ifn't
@luciole@beehaw.org avatar

I shan’t!

luciole, in The Perfect Solution
@luciole@beehaw.org avatar

I can’t even

UnfortunateShort, in DO NOT MERGE

That’s why there are draft merge requests nowadays. Although I kinda miss the “DONT MERGE WE GONNA DIE” comments.

EmperorHenry, in The Perfect Solution
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I don’t get this one.

Also, don’t use AI to write code. It’s a trap! It’s just going to steal your idea for the people who own the AI.

max, in ifn't

;-;

fl42v, (edited ) in ifn't

This has to be illegal. I mean, it’s basically suicide incitement (or whatever is the phrase for it)

lurch, in ifn't

i assume “ifnot” wasn’t edgy enough and makes inferior noises on custom mechanical keyboards? /s

OpenStars, in ifn't
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Please God let this be a humorous post that somehow does not also find a way to manage to come true…

AlmightySnoo, (edited ) in ifn't
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

reminds me of #ifndef instead of #if !defined(…)

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