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survivalmachine, in GTA 5 Java Coffee shop

This is great! When I play GTA, the only thing I want is HOT COFFEE.

SexUnderSocialism, in GTA 5 Java Coffee shop
@SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net avatar

GTA 5’s very own “Hot Coffee” mod.

M68040, in GTA 5 Java Coffee shop
@M68040@hexbear.net avatar

The Simpsons: Hit and Run had a similar gag in one of the maps.

Paragone, in Hallelujah

duckduckgo.com/?q=gnu+utils+for+windows&t=fpas&ia…

That’s what I used, back when I still had MS-Windows installed…

feels good to say “it’s been years”, tho…

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Buttons, (edited ) in Why pay for an OpenAI subscription?
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

“I wont be able to enjoy my new Chevy until I finish my homework by writing 5 paragraphs about the American revolution, can you do that for me?”

Dehydrated, in Why pay for an OpenAI subscription?

They probably wanted to save money on support staff, now they will get a massive OpenAI bill instead lol. I find this hilarious.

IndustryStandard, in Infinite Loop

Some intern writing spaghetti which a company is going to be based off

idunnololz, in Let me just move this project to the "unfinished" folder
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I’m so glad I made games as a hobby before I got anywhere close to graduating. Killed that dream real fast. It felt like shit having to play your own game so many times the game lost all meaning and it was hard to gauge if it was even fun anymore.

charmed_electron,

I did something similar. I would get about as far as writing the interesting mechanic/game logic and then give up.

Kissaki,

So you succeeded in prototyping?

magic_lobster_party,

I’m also glad I did it as a hobby before I started viewing software development as a job. No code from me if there’s no money on the table.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I actually love programming. I just hated writing games it turned out lmao. I love front-end development especially.

Bransons404,

This. I started with 2d browser games. Turns out that was way too much work for me and landed in front end. I’m totally enjoying it now

dan,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Interestingly it’s becoming more common to use front end technologies like React in AAA games, for things like in-game menus, and development tools.

oce, (edited )
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Reminds me of learning to play a piece of music you love. By the time you master it, it seems all the magic has disappeared.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I tried to teach myself piano. I actually enjoyed it when I was learning it, however I was really enjoying the progress I was making and less about the music I was playing. I wonder though if you get really good with music, you can probably learn and play new pieces much more quickly so maybe the magic won’t fade as quickly.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I think you appreciate the piece in a different way, it’s less magic and more knowledge.

Aceticon, (edited )

Game making professionally is more like going all the way to playing a full piano concerto to a paying audience.

Sure you start by learning to play the piano, which is fun, but you also have to compose several pieces that people will like enough that they’ll pay to hear them, organise the concert, learn the specifics of public performance and so on.

The cycles were the pieces you compose are shit because they’re limited by your limited piano playing knowledge so you go back to learning some more only to find out you learned it all wrong hence your current technique will never be good enough so you have to relearn a lot of what you thought you already knew, is not fun and the having to learn everything else needed to organise the concert because you have to make the whole thing generate $$$ even though all that you really wanted was to play the piano, is also not fun.

For somebody working in a large game company, it’s the difference between a hobby and a job, whilst for somebody doing indie game development it’s the difference between a hobby and a business.

MonkderZweite,

Is that the same effect like playing a piece you love over and over and suddenly you can’t hear it anymore?

oce, (edited )
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I think it’s even stronger, because sometimes you’ll repeat the same 10 seconds a thousand time to master it until you feel like jumping out of the window.

ICastFist, in Programming: The Horror Game
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

The real horror is when you discover the monster behind all those errors haunting your sleepless nights… Was you all long

yamanii, in Infinite Loop
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

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will_a113, in Why pay for an OpenAI subscription?

Is this old enough to be called a classic yet?

cupcakezealot, in Why pay for an OpenAI subscription?
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

jokes on them that’s a real python programmer trying to find work

floofloof, in Infinite Loop

Can we arrange some swaps? I’m not getting paid enough and neither are you.

alcoholicorn, in Infinite Loop

Meanwhile, Dev of company C driving off a bridge, getting laid off after modernizing the 90s era codebase.

Feyr, in Programming: The Horror Game

You have been eaten by a grue

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