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BurningnnTree, in Programming: The Horror Game

It should play a jump scare sound when you get an exception

Serpent7776, in ifn't

I can actually define this in TCL:


<span style="color:#323232;">% proc ifn't {cond cmds} {if {!$cond} {uplevel $cmds}}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">% ifn't false {puts </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">12</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">12
</span><span style="color:#323232;">% ifn't true {puts </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">12</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">% 
</span>
fibojoly, in Programming: The Horror Game

Anti-peeking filter is looking dope! Nobody will be able to look at my screen anymore, me included!

jsalvador, in Devotion to duty
@jsalvador@programming.dev avatar

Classic XKCD. I’d pay for a Die Hard version like this.

stoy, in Programming: The Horror Game

Reminds me of when CodeBullet turned Pacman into a first person horror game

flameguy21, (edited ) in Programming: The Horror Game

This should be considered a war crime

BatmanAoD, in Programming: The Horror Game

The animation that goes with this is pretty slick: x.com/Phantom_TheGame/status/1748457358521426375?…

BatmanAoD, in Programming: The Horror Game

Oh hey, it’s modern ed!

floofloof, in Programming: The Horror Game

Makes a change from Visual Studio turning white because it has hung yet again.

SatanicNotMessianic, in Programming: The Horror Game

TFW when all of your bugs are like cockroaches that run away from the light but hide in the dark where you can’t see them.

xia, in Programming: The Horror Game

With a good eye-tracker and some tweaking, this might be usable…

sheepishly, in We're not the same! (period)
@sheepishly@kbin.social avatar

Jokes on you, the reason I don't open source my code is because I never finish writing it

dan,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

But that’s one of the benefits of open source. Post your code and find someone else to finish it :D

itsnotits,

Joke’s* on you

(Short for “The joke is on you”.)

sheepishly,
@sheepishly@kbin.social avatar

Jokes on you, my apostrophe key is broken

dantheclamman,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

Commitmentphobe

chemical_cutthroat, in Programming: The Horror Game
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

This is a blessing. You won’t have to look at the spaghetti the last dev left behind.

HipsterTenZero, in Programming: The Horror Game
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

From what i’ve heard of the game industry, being a gamedev is already survival horror.

agent_flounder, in Devotion to duty
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Die Hard: Five Nines

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