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sagrotan, in Revisiting code I wrote last year
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Many years ago I wrote some puny lines that randomly and repeatedly inserted the word “documentation” as comments into code. I stumbled upon one of those abominations shortly before Christmas, I laughed so hard as I remembered. I couldn’t explain to anybody why, though.

blackn1ght, in Always

This isn’t my experience. I’m way more focused in the morning and then it’s all downhill after lunch. By the time it’s the evening I have zero motivation to do any code.

dyc3,

Yeah that’s about how I feel too. Mostly because I take my ADHD meds in the morning, and afternoon is about where they wear off.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

My best focus is before lunch and before the end of the day.

CodingCarpenter,

I’m the opposite I’m useless until after lunch

AVincentInSpace, in When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic

Maybe they meant your account is 915 days old as of this year?

Username,

I think that’s fairly obvious with the smaller text and context.

Rom, in Rust project startup kit
@Rom@hexbear.net avatar

Small science projects:

  • Baking soda and vinegar volcano
  • Moon landing
  • Splitting the atom
HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in Rust project startup kit
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

For people who don’t know, there is already a fully Rust OS: www.redox-os.org

Microkernel too which is pretty cool.

rambling_lunatic,

IIRC the filesystem was literally just a text file.

spez,

I have heard about Redox. What’s the difference between a microkernel and a kernel? Does redox use the linux kernel? Or has the guy written that in rust too?

vrighter,

lots and lots more IPC. So lots and lots of context switches. So worse performance

UnfortunateShort, in Rust project startup kit

It’s a matter of perspective. If the game is Tic-Tac-Toe and the system a basic RISC SOC with open firmware this might be a fun project :P

Digital_man, in Always

Been trying to understand why I’m like this and I’m noticing the minute the sun starts going down , I become more focused.

I think this is because the sun is no longer a massive glaring ball of gas my brain has to manage.

I can’t tell if my hypothesis has any scientific validity but it’s what I tell my managers.

TBooneChickens, in When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic

To be fair, they probably meant “this year, you reached 915 days with us”

420stalin69,

You do not gotta give it to them

sudo_shinespark, in Always

Replace those first two panels with sneaky napping and this is perfect

Ursapharm, (edited ) in Always

Why are we like this 😩

Vile_port_aloo,
@Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world avatar

This is how I study. :(

sbv, in Always

Alternatively, the first three panels could be answering 734 emails, 6383 slack messages, and avoiding two required trainings.

Jeremyward,

Along with 6 meetings and scrum session

not_woody_shaw,

Multiple scrums for multiple projects.

brokenlcd, in Always

I’m not sure why but i just flat out work better at night when everyone is asleep, pretty mutch all of the “last modified” time on my project files is from 10 pm to 3 am

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

My sweet spot is 1am to 4am no joke.

BiggestBulb,
@BiggestBulb@kbin.run avatar

Same here

xmunk,

I’ve been working remotely from Barcelona for three months… My hours are 3pm to 11pm local time, it’s fucking bliss.

xor,

no distractions…
one metaphor i heard is, holding a program in your head is like building a house of cards, every time a phone rings or something breaks your concentration, you have to rebuild the house

ripcord,

every time a phone rings or something breaks your concentration, you have to rebuild the house

Holy moley.

I guess this is why programmers generally don’t do construction.

xor,

house of cards

Croquette,

Some people are more diurnal, some are more nocturnal.

My productivity peak is between 8PM and 11PM, but with kids this is impossible.

CJOtheReal, in Always

Bugs come out at night the most, so its just natural to hunt them in the dark.

NeverNudeNo13, in When rubber duck debugging just doesn't cut it.

I mean you could always substitute a witch if you are unable to source the live duck…

NounsAndWords, in Revisiting code I wrote last year

Considering last year was six days ago…I agree.

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