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sagrotan, in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

You shall not pass, motherfucker!

EvolvedTurtle, in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`

Honestly the one thing I hate about any interpretation of magic especially in the modern era is the lack of mixing

Imaging how cool a mix between magic and tech would be

Like a super computer the size of a smartphone due to like a pocket dimension

I’m sure there’s better ideas I’m just not creative enough to find them

xmunk, in We're not the same! (period)

Personally, I open source my code as a resume.

DoomBot5,

Is that why nobody would hire you? /s

UnRelatedBurner, in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`

!wizardposting

Illecors, in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`

What about the old friends csh and tcsh?

sheepishly, in Let me just move this project to the "unfinished" folder
@sheepishly@kbin.social avatar

Just release unfinished DLC for $35, release a "definitive version" even though that was only the first half of the DLC, release the even more unfinished second half of the DLC and still leave a bunch of shit from the base game unexplained. Yeah I'm still salty about something, how'd you know?

Ethanice,

This sounds like Destiny but I’m not sure.

sheepishly,
@sheepishly@kbin.social avatar

It's Pokemon

Static_Rocket, in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`
@Static_Rocket@lemmy.world avatar

Shadow wizard exploit gang, we love popping shells

Whirlybird, in Bug Thread

There’s also always someone that says “I fixed it, thanks” and then doesn’t say how.

UnRelatedBurner, in TypeScript is Quantum Ready

HOW?

where_am_i, in Bug Thread

Nothing like receiving a GitHub email with a page of traceback cuz someone replied to an issue thread. It looks like they’re running anaconda on windows. And their problem is probably something else. Oh gosh, why did I waste my brain looking into this traceback? But sure this was very relevant to the discussion.

aluminium, in Fitbit Clock Face

You can connect to a vscode server on a Galaxy Watch, just sayin’

CJOtheReal, in We're not the same! (period)

I don’t open it because there is more comment than code…

autokludge, (edited )
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

\README.md

CJOtheReal,

Nah fuck that, thats bloat.

QuazarOmega,

Ah, another professional documentation writer, greetings!

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

Sub for sub is a pretty standard social contract between upstarts. It looks beneath you because your livelihood isn’t going up against goliaths.

SalsaGal, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?
@SalsaGal@programming.dev avatar

Neither, I’m a lazygit fan

hypnotic_nerd,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

Yes, lazygit is fast as flash

BigDanishGuy, in Fitbit Clock Face

I’ve seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface…

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