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Reptorian, in no.. just no

I kind of like it. I can understand where it start and end.

doppelgangmember, in Happy New Year Coders.

Bro what a lie

What birthday gifts ???

1984, in Happy New Year Coders.
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

At least we know how to make fun of ourselves.

Can’t get dates, but we have humor. :)

YoorWeb,
kameecoding, in Happy New Year Coders.

That’s kinda sad though.

PixxlMan, (edited )

Nah programming is awesome 😎

The guy only looks unhappy on the outside, inside he’s pleased to be programming lol

CanadaPlus,

Yes. Normally, the format shows when he realises he has to debug and collapses on the keyboard, but not this time.

MonkderZweite, (edited ) in Happy New Year Coders.

Happy new year fixing family’s setup!

slazer2au, in Happy New Year Coders.

Surely a regular day should have a rubber ducky.

onlinepersona, in Happy New Year Coders.

I was getting emails about pull requests and issues all night. It’s like some people just took advantage of everybody being outside of the house to code 😅

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

kameecoding,

Why do you have a link to CC in your comment?

embed_me,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

Pfffft why wouldn’t you?

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

kameecoding, (edited )

I don’t know, waste of characters?

it’s confusing?

nilloc,

I was about to post a tshirt with their comment on Etsy, but the NC stopped me.

nilloc,

I was about to post a tshirt with their comment on Etsy, but the NC stopped me.

hakunawazo, in Happy New Year Coders.

Carnival is the “hacker” from mainstream news.

LetterboxPancake, in Happy New Year Coders.

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

Bye, in Happy New Year Coders.

Dude what, replace all of those with me skiing while my mouse jiggler keeps my slack status active lol

thetreesaysbark,

Is slack more intelligent than teams for this? With teams you can open a word doc and put something on the space bar and it’ll keep you active

GBU_28,

Best to be jigglin.

AgnosticMammal,

You can also press and hold the arrow key on the Desktop. I assume this works because of keyboard based navigation

lseif,

does slack seriously monitor mouse movements ? heavens above.

dabu,
@dabu@lemmy.world avatar

If needed just use a website. The electron app is just that + tracking

lseif,

does the web version set your status as ‘active’ ?

DinosaurSr,

This is my new New Year resolution. You got any good mouse jiggler recommendations?

embed_me, in Happy New Year Coders.
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

What is it on New year’s? Beer with?

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

3 pixels.

brennesel,

Here is the original source with better resolution.

Looks like a can of Tuborg beer.

xoggy, in This is what being a Redditor does to your life

When you go to merge master into your feature branch but accidentally squash master in.

MurdoMaclachlan, in This is what being a Redditor does to your life
@MurdoMaclachlan@lemmy.world avatar

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CrypticCoffee, (edited ) in This is what being a Redditor does to your life

Become a professional, then you’ll commit every time you make a small bit of functionality. If you’re doing massive changes like this, you haven’t broken something after multiple days of code enough. When you do that and you have no idea what you broke it with and when, it conditions you towards small iterable chunks.

Awkwardparticle,

I learned this the hard way, I forgot to commit for a single day and got burned really bad when my regression tests failed and I could not trace the issue(it is called source control for a reason). I declared it was more efficient to revert back to the last commit than spend time fixing broken code that I had no fucking clue where it was and the only thing I had to go by was that it happened between two commits with a whole work day between.

wulrus,

I work a lot with the local history of the IDE, where I can also set labels to a current state. In addition, it creates its own labels like last time all tests were green etc.

Still, in one of my last project that really lived TDD, they made a good point that I should just push as often as I label, since that also triggers all sorts of other tests which I usually don’t run locally, or not as often.

I had “rearrange code” checked once for a commit, and fortunately, it had automatically saved the exact state before that.

narc0tic_bird,

This. Instead of making commits time-based (for example once per hour or once per day), make them purpose-based (say, add a database migration in one commit, and change the color of a button in another one). This also makes it easy to cherry-pick or otherwise backport specific changes to different program versions gor example.

QuazarOmega, in This is what being a Redditor does to your life

I don’t get it

Aatube, (edited )
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

The image is from a reddit post. You can click on the link to read it if you want.

(Weird, I remember kbin rendering it as an embed...)

QuazarOmega,

Ah, I get it now, so it’s this www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%…

That’s way too slanderous, lol

kambusha,

More specifically, what’s the connection to Reddit?

QuazarOmega,

This

The hyperlink was in the title, that’s why I couldn’t see it from my client

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