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Classy, in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

I remember old YouTube having these kinds of exchanges. I would get DMs asking for a five star rating on a video they uploaded about some relevant topic in exchange for a likewise five star rating. I miss those days

AnActOfCreation, (edited ) in Fitbit Clock Face
@AnActOfCreation@programming.dev avatar
Sakychu, in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

Sub for sub?

some_guy, in Fitbit Clock Face

You’ve got the hour hand and the minute hand… they’re right there. What’s wrong? /s

cupcakezealot, in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

seems legit tbh

dept, in Correcting > Helping

imo it’s not that correcting feels better than helping but rather it’s easier to correct someone than draft an answer of your own.

suy,

Sometimes that’s part of the issue (or the whole deal), but sometimes it’s not even that.

Sometimes it’s that someone asked something difficult and elaborate to answer, which has been answered a ton of times, and it’s tedious to answer again and again. But if someone answers with misinformation or even straight FUD, then one needs to feel the urge to correct that to prevent misinformation.

I suffered that with questions in r/QtFramework. Tons of licensing questions, repeated over and over, from people who have not bothered to read a bit about such a well known and popular license as LGPL. Then someone who cares little for the nuance answers something heavy handed, and paints a wrong picture. Then I can’t let the question pass. I need to correct the shitty answer. :-(

jaybone, in Fitbit Clock Face

Clocky McClockface

Use datatypes

victorz, in Fitbit Clock Face

It’s perfect 🥹

extratone, in Fitbit Clock Face
@extratone@lemmy.world avatar

Datestamp horror.

dbx12, in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories

And half of them are “curated list of X”

DoomBot5, in Let me just move this project to the "unfinished" folder

You don’t, you just release it as is and call it Early Access

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

Don’t forget to shut down your studio days later!

magic_lobster_party,

“Due the global economic circumstances, we were forced to make the incredibly tough decision to say good bye to one of our staff members, cutting down the work force by 100%”

alexdeathway,
@alexdeathway@programming.dev avatar

Any resigning version of this?

xmunk,

Just make sure the ingame store is functional so you can sell more add-ons to your vaporware - star citizen is the most profitable video game to ever not be released.

Kyle_The_G,

Its a “LiVe SeRvIcE”

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

“Quadriple A game right here bois 12/10”

Cwilliams, in Fitbit Clock Face

If only fitness apis were actually that easy

emptyother, in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories

They are all named some variant of “tutorial_Ch01” or “testprogram” probably. And one repository named “My Unnamed MMO” (or some other overly complex but trendy genre) that has like 12 lines of code so far and a crappy drawn pixelart png.

peter, in Sydney is very concerned about lost data
@peter@feddit.uk avatar

There’s something really depressing about an AI telling a suicidal person they’re not alone and referring them to the vague notion of “national resources” or “a helpline”

corsicanguppy, in Release notes of an open source app. Someone is pretty mad at Canonical for Snap

Having worked with Unix and Linux for 29 years, some of it deep in os security, I strongly believe

  • canonical is good at hiding the fact they’re evil as hell
  • snap is a bag o shite

Cheers to this guy.

AVincentInSpace,

Canonical wants to be Microsoft so bad

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