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nissenice, in :q! to quit the Force

False! A proper Vim user would never put their hand on the arrow keys.

hakunawazo, (edited )

Always on hjkl to move, and always ready to insert (i), append (a) or insert before (O) or after (o) line and fast escape with esc.
For search and rescue missions usually use the /.
They need a vim drill before combat.

guy, in It's that time of the year again!
@guy@lemmy.world avatar

Guess that settles the debate, we got to pronounce it “sequel” then to optimally match syllables

pythonoob,

Sequel to what?

db2,

Squirrel works too though.

Doug,

Yes but he serves a different community

jadero,
squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

The Australian pronunciation works… “squi-rell”. Common American one is somehow just one syllable, “Skwurl”

jaybone,

How do you pronounce Smurf?

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I'm not Australian.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

Uuugghhh noooo! Ess Kyoo Ell!! ESS KYOO ELL!!! brandishes flaming pitchfork!

_danny,

The only people I know who actually call it ess queue ell are either too new to know the “sequel” pronunciation, or the type of person you generally smell before you see.

relevants,

Here in Germany everyone I know pronounces the letters individually – as German letters that is, which means the Q is pronounced “coo” rather than “cue”. I don’t mind it, it’s not quite as clunky as in English.

I do say sequel when speaking English though.

mctoasterson,

Do you get irritated when Americans refer to the famous Austrian bullpup rifle as the Steyr “Ogg”?

SpeakinTelnet,

I say ess cue ell for the sake of uniformity because it’s not Mysequel nor Postgresequel and the language changed from Sequel to the acronym SQL in the 70s so not really in the “too new” ballpark anymore.

_danny,

I think those make sense as deviations. I’ve heard “my sequel” but you’re absolutely right about postgresql.

The name is kinda irrelevant like hard vs soft g in gif. People know what you mean when you say either.

But in that same vein, the creator of the “graphics interchange format” says the pronunciation is soft g, but basically everyone says hard g… So “official” pronunciation is kinda irrelevant.

I don’t judge anyone who uses whichever term they want, but I’ve just noticed the general trend in my smallish interaction bubble.

hakunawazo, (edited )

Don’t start the gif war again.

cm0002,

I’m neither, I refuse to pronounce acronyms if it doesn’t make sense to do so.

Same thing with ‘gooey’ for GUI, except I hate that even more because that straight up elicits feelings of disgust, I don’t want anything gooey anywhere near any electronics

_danny,

I’ve literally never heard GUI said as “gee ewe eye” before.

You could just say UI, avoids the gooey phobia and sounds less weird than g u i.

threelonmusketeers,
backhdlp, in what the hell is happening in ultramarine linux
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The person in this screenshot ended a podcast they were on with the word Nya.

purplemonkeymad, in git commit -m "hotfix"

I’m sure that commit will be fixed in sort order and not remain that way until it becomes a “we don’t know why, but just do this bit.”

hakunawazo, (edited )

Just comment out the window until it is fixed. Either way it isn’t dangerous as long as you surround it with try/catch.
But I don’t know exactly about that catch part if something happens a few miles above.

Toes, in Client did not pay?

That’s a bit more civil than redirecting the domain name to 2girls1cup

hakunawazo,

Or to Rick Astley for a more SFW version.

lseif, (edited ) in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

using LazyGit in tmux has changed my workflow.

instead of: git add . git commit -m ‘foo’ fg

i just: g ac foo q

and it displays everything neatly

Edit: apparently greater/less than symbols dont render properly on lemmy. so imagine a few (CR)'s and (C-b)'s sprinkled in

alphabetsheep,

Are you able to fall back to normal git commands if you don’t know the shortcuts? This sounds awesome until I can’t remember the syntax to do something I don’t do everyday.

lseif,

you can run shell commands with :, and there may be a nicer way for git-specific commands which i dont know about.

each ‘pane’ (such as ‘changed/staged files’, ‘commit log’, etc) has its own keybinds, which you can see with ?

Looboer, in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

Just use What The Commit.

You can also create a git alias:

git config --global alias.yolo ‘!git add -A && git commit -m “$(curl --silent --fail whatthecommit.com/index.txt)”’

Now you can just type ‘git yolo’ to create a commit!

MajorHavoc,

Well that’s about half my commit messages that are going to be nonsense on weekends projects, now. Thank you!

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Full send.

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

“Make Sure You Are Square With Your God Before Trying To Merge This”

jungle, (edited )

Thanks for that, I’ve been laughing like a little kid:

“hoo boy”

“lol”

“Become a programmer, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.”

I can feel those so well! :')

hypnotic_nerd,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

Well such an informative reply! Thanks mate 👍

MangoPenguin, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?
@MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I really like Sourcetree, been using that for a long time.

ohlaph,

Same here. Use it regularly at work. For personal projects, I tend to just use the IDE.

pimeys, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

Magit

akkajdh999,

fugitive

RePierre,

I was looking for someone to mention Magit. It just rocks!

h_a_r_u_k_i,
@h_a_r_u_k_i@programming.dev avatar

This + org-mode are enough for me to switch to Emacs.

alphabetsheep, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

Ohmyzsh with the git plugin is my fave - gaa & gcmsg “a commit” feels like the right level of verbosity for me.

hypnotic_nerd,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

Wow what’s the plugin name I wanna try it out.

alphabetsheep,

The plugin is just called “git” it comes with ohmyzsh out of the box. You just have to enable it in your zshrc.

hypnotic_nerd,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

Thanks 👍

KairuByte, in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Who follows users on GitHub? Repos, branches, issues, PRs, sure. But users?

Daxtron2,

I follow TodePond because they have funny repos and star weird stuff.

jasory,

Some people (like myself and other scientists/mathematicians), write software for specific fields so if you follow them you find it out what work they are putting out, and issues they find in other software etc.

firelizzard,
@firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

I have 13 followers on GitHub. A few are friends from college, the rest I have absolutely no clue why.

Lucien, in Twitter/GitHubProjects has no chill 😅
@Lucien@hexbear.net avatar

Man fuck that, if I’m in a coma work can suck my dick

Nakoichi,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

probably having some sick ass dreams and not having to work

QuazarOmega,

…dreaming of all tests passing

erayerdin,

This is the guy who has 10 years experience on a 1 year old framework.

tilcica, in Client did not pay?

dont forget about a comment to remind the next dev to not fix it because the client wont pay

CmdrKeen,
@CmdrKeen@lemmy.today avatar

“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”

NigelFrobisher, in no.. just no

Needs JSON embedded in the elements because JSON is best practice.

savvywolf, in Twitter/GitHubProjects has no chill 😅
@savvywolf@pawb.social avatar

Anyone else getting that corporate “forced meme” vibe from this?

hypnotic_nerd,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

I didn’t, but now I do 🙌

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