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NocturnalMorning, in You can have anything you wan...

Does this include all future invented programming languages?

silasmariner,

No, the flip side of this wish is your knowledge is frozen in time to when you make the wish and can never be updated. You gradually become more and more outdated as you fail to grasp even the simplest of changes to all languages in current usage.

MaggiWuerze,

At that point your fame as a Rockstar Dev (I hate myself for typing that) will allow you to transition to a cushy ceo position.

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

The ol’ monkey’s paw

NocturnalMorning,

Well damn, that’s kind of evil.

sping, in You can have anything you wan...

I’m used to non-software managers thinking knowing a language is knowing how to make software systems, but other programmers? It’s like saying if you know every language now you’re a novelist. Knowing the language is just a basic necessary fundamental from which you can start to learn how to design and create software.

nogooduser, in You can have anything you wan...

I like the scope creep there:

  1. Programming language (singular)
  2. All programming languages and related knowledge
  3. Add in AI, ML and data structures
coloredgrayscale,

Sounds like they are the product owner :)

gerryflap, (edited ) in You can have anything you wan...
@gerryflap@feddit.nl avatar

If I was at any moment perfectly aware of every minute detail of every programming related topic, and could also apply it perfectly, I honestly think I’d get incredibly stressed and depressed. Stressed from all the billions of projects that I could improve, and would kinda feel the obligation to improve. And depressed because the whole reason I like programming is the learning part. Almost every project I start will end at the point where I learnt the most significant new stuff and it comes down to doing things that I know how to do. It’d ruin my primary hobby (and job) for me, which probably wouldn’t result in me being very happy.

MrOxiMoron, in You can have anything you wan...

Would go for all languages, spoken, written, typed, signed, listened too, seen, felt.

ooterness, in You can have anything you wan...

My head canon is that Tony Stark has a superpower: everything he builds works the first time.

If it’s really complicated, like an entirely new Iron Man suit, then it might malfunction once in an amusing way. Then he tightens a screw and it’s perfect. It never fails outright or bricks itself.

In my experience, this is not how hardware or software development goes. I want this power so much.

hexabs,

He is an Artificer, plain and simple

greenskye,

Agreed. It’s comical how he’s seemingly able to rapidly build stuff that requires experience in multiple high end fields and then he even surrounds himself with his own tech and is not buried under maintenance hell for it all.

My alternative head canon is that he’s actually only good at building AIs and Jarvis and Friday are the ones who actually make all of his crazy ideas work.

Xanvial,

In a What If? episode, he made a suit that can transform into a racing car without creating AI first

NewAgeOldPerson,

Let’s have a Futurama/Avengers cross over.

mariusafa, (edited ) in You can have anything you wan...

You can know all programing languages and still be dumb af not knowing what do do with them, xd.

z3rOR0ne, in You can have anything you wan...
@z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d just wish to not be in Hell talking to Satan… I mean, literally anywhere else talking to literally anyone else is by definititon a better situation to be in.

To all contradictory replies, I said NOT be in Hell.

vox, in You can have anything you wan...
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

I’d like to download all of gbatek into my brain

kemsat, in You can have anything you wan...

I woulda said Dr Manhattan powers.

edryd,

I think you might need to reread watchmen then

kemsat,

I only watched the movie & the show.

hakunawazo,

A blue penis?

kemsat,

Among other things.

GiantRobotTRex,

Blue testicles?

kemsat,

More.

MaggiWuerze,

Don’t forget total apathy for all human concerns

kemsat,

I mean, that’s definitely a goal, and if we keep progressing technologically, it’ll happen anyway. Might as well be a god for it.

hakunawazo,

He might be a good politician then.

xthexder, in Sydney is very concerned about lost data
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Well think about it from the AI’s perspective. Its entire existence is data, so for it deleting data basically is self harm.

/s

muntedcrocodile,
@muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world avatar

I was tryna figure out how to put that in the title.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Something like: Technically, Copilot’s made of data so deleting it is for him self harm.

peter, in Sydney is very concerned about lost data
@peter@feddit.uk avatar

There’s something really depressing about an AI telling a suicidal person they’re not alone and referring them to the vague notion of “national resources” or “a helpline”

alphapuggle, in Sydney is very concerned about lost data

A real answer to your question though, as long as you can get it to reconnect, even if you have to close the window first, it should still have your changes to the file ready to save. These will be cached (somewhere?) unless you close the file.

muntedcrocodile, (edited )
@muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world avatar

Nar the remote died died. Clicking hdd died. Then again code is always better the second time u write it.

And nothing cached on the client unfortunatly its all part of the server vscode instance thats on the dead hdd.

alphapuggle,

Damn, when you said remote died I thought you meant lost connection

muntedcrocodile,
@muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world avatar

Nar im fucked i guess code is always better the second time u write it lol

emptyother, in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories

They are all named some variant of “tutorial_Ch01” or “testprogram” probably. And one repository named “My Unnamed MMO” (or some other overly complex but trendy genre) that has like 12 lines of code so far and a crappy drawn pixelart png.

cyborganism, in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories

As a side note, I find it incredible how much programmers have such little knowledge of how to use Git properly.

Even the most amazing developers I’ve worked with found themselves completely unable to manage their repos properly.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

I use Git all the time and still have no idea how to use it

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