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FMT99, in Bug Thread

They missed “oh nevermind, I fixed it” without explaining how or ever commenting again.

Artyom,

<mod> marked this as resolved 3 months after last comment

Sibbo,

Here is a fix <broken link>

marcos,

That person isn’t welcome on the beach house.

0110010001100010,
@0110010001100010@lemmy.world avatar

That person isn’t welcome on the beach house planet.

FTFY

porgamrer,

Also somewhere in the middle:

“There’s been no report of this for a while so we’re marking it resolved.”

Mango,

Or the “How dare you zombie a post this old!?”

Ashelyn,

But if anyone tries to open a new thread on the issue it gets marked as a duplicate and removed

ChapulinColorado,

Developer1: @developer2: could you take a look, I know u know stuff about this.

Developer2: can’t reproduce. Might be able to if I get the app logs in trace level, the blood of 3 dragons and a signed autograph of Michael Jordan’s third hello world program.

User1: here are some other unrelated logs at info level only and nothing else.

Git bot: clozed y’all.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

No contava con tu astúcia

TheGreenGolem,
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That was Denvercoder9…

SatyrSack,
hakunawazo,
docAvid, in TypeScript is Quantum Ready

Weird. Booleanish isn’t a built-in, I’m pretty sure. I’d like to see the definition.

Darken,
@Darken@reddthat.com avatar

<span style="color:#323232;">type Booleanish = true & false
</span>

?

madkarlsson,

This looks like javascript so let me guess the typescript definition

any|unknown

this is a joke, please chill

where_am_i, in Bug Thread

Nothing like receiving a GitHub email with a page of traceback cuz someone replied to an issue thread. It looks like they’re running anaconda on windows. And their problem is probably something else. Oh gosh, why did I waste my brain looking into this traceback? But sure this was very relevant to the discussion.

neurospice, in Bug Thread

Gets linked to a reddit post with someone having the exact same bug as me.

Comment 1: This comment has been deleted because of Reddit’s api change, here is a link to lemmy lol

OP replying: OMG THIS FIXED IT THANKS!!

wahming,

Sorry not sorry

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

That’s why I whitelisted the comment editing from subreddits where it might be helpful. Even r/linuxmemes, I left some helpful comments there too.

jherazob,
@jherazob@beehaw.org avatar

As one of the very likely commenters that falls into this i’m sorry, but fuck the reddit administration, i left them nothing. Hopefully you might find an archived version of the answer.

XEAL,
sovietknuckles, in Bug Thread
@sovietknuckles@hexbear.net avatar

Edit: Nvm, figured it out

keepcarrot,

Haha my first thought

UnRelatedBurner, in TypeScript is Quantum Ready

HOW?

prettybunnys, in Bug Thread

I’m actually part of a email chain that randomly got created because of a bug on GitHub that created an issue out of nowhere.

Every year for the past decade or so folks pop up, say hi, talk about life, etc.

We’ve celebrated birthdays, graduations, marriages and births and talked about job losses and even death of loved ones.

Thanks random GitHub bug.

Feathercrown,
NewAgeOldPerson,

I thought I had read every xkcd there is. That was beautiful!

Rodeo,

Damn that last panel hits hard lol

Whirlybird, in Bug Thread

There’s also always someone that says “I fixed it, thanks” and then doesn’t say how.

gregorum, (edited ) in Bug Thread

“So, how did you two meet?”

“He spent 2 years on a linux support forum helping me fix and nVidia driver issue. we’ve been married for 6 years this March.”

Dicska,

This Arch

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I get it’s a joke, but that’s a revolver, which doesn’t take shells.

HenryWong327,
@HenryWong327@lemmy.ml avatar

He’s a wizard, the revolver is actually firing shrunken 16 inch HE shells.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Lol.

cryptiod137,

What would you say a .410 revolver fires?

DreadPotato,
@DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz avatar

Love…bucket loads of pure love

zephr_c, (edited )

What? Revolver rounds absolutely do have shells if you mean in the sense of synonym for casing, or if you mean in the strict military sense then usually they don’t, but they’re just as capable of firing small shells as any other modern firearm.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I mean in the technical sense, so shells ≠ cartridges, and sure they might be capable of it, but it is not really a thing that happens often enough for it to be a normal thing.

zephr_c,

I guess, it just seems odd to me to correct a meme for using a term in way that’s absolutely vital for both the rhyme and the pun to actually happen and not even really wrong, just weird if you over-analyze it.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s not even over-analyzing. A revolver does not take shells; they use cartridges, which are not shells. That’s just a simple fact.

zephr_c,

Uh, no. No it’s not. You can have a cartridge that fires a shell instead of a bullet. That is totally a thing.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited )
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

One that is designed for revolvers, not shotguns? (And yes, I know about revolver shotguns, but those are mainly just a gimmick and not really ever used in most contexts. I’m talking about handgun revolvers.)

zephr_c,

Okay. I see the problem here. Shell doesn’t mean shotgun round. Bullet and shell are technical terms for the bit of a round that comes out of the business end of a weapon at high velocity. A bullet is a single, simple solid mass that follows a ballistic trajectory and just imparts kinetic force into whatever it hits. A shell is anything more complicated than that. Shotguns are just the small arms weapons that are most likely to use shells, but anything can, and it doesn’t have to be buckshot to be a shell. Even something as simple as a tracer round is technically a shell.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

…You know, thinking about it, I think you’re right. After all, artillery uses shells, and they’re not exactly buckshot, those things. Lol.

Static_Rocket, in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`
@Static_Rocket@lemmy.world avatar

Shadow wizard exploit gang, we love popping shells

mathemachristian, in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`

What about fish??

Dehydrated,

What about Nushell? What about csh and tcsh, ash and dash? What about xonsh? What about PowerShell Core?

cashews_best_nut,

xonsh1 - python powered shell

Dehydrated,

Yeah I mentioned that one

cashews_best_nut,

Oh yeah. I stopped reading your comment when I hit Dash assuming no one would mention xonsh. Teach me to jump to conclusions!

mathemachristian,

All good points. Except powershell. Fuck that.

Dehydrated,

I agree, just wanted to extend the list lol

But you can’t believe how utterly I hate this piece of shit that dares to call itself a shell. God damn, the Microsoft employees who proposed this retarded idea deserve the most extreme form of torture.

Vilian,

Microsoft employees who proposed this retarded idea deserve the most extreme form of torture.

they need to use powershell at work, so i guess they are already getting tortured

Dehydrated,

Fair enough. But I have really terrible memories of the time when I was a Windows admin and had to use this garbage. I still want revenge from those fuckers who designed this crap.

Illecors, in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`

What about the old friends csh and tcsh?

UnRelatedBurner, in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`
EvolvedTurtle, in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`

Honestly the one thing I hate about any interpretation of magic especially in the modern era is the lack of mixing

Imaging how cool a mix between magic and tech would be

Like a super computer the size of a smartphone due to like a pocket dimension

I’m sure there’s better ideas I’m just not creative enough to find them

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