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EmperorHenry, in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
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reminds me of what youtube was doing to firefox users for awhile.

hypnotic_nerd,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

git commit -m “break codec sync if UA = firefox/gecko”

paul, in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

do git commit -v and then just summarize the diff you have in your editor in a human readable form.

Pacmanlives, (edited ) in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

git commit -m “changed somethings “

git push origin master

jelloeater85,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

Do you always have to do origin master? I’ve seen it where sometimes just git push works and other times not.

Meowoem,

I think it depends what branch your local version of the repo is set to. If you’re already in master then it’ll push there, if you’re in a testing branch then you can push it straight to master instead by telling it to

jelloeater85,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

I just meant it not auto creating a new matching named branch.

zcoyle,

where it Just Works, the branch is set up to track a remote branch

git-scm.com/book/…/Git-Branching-Remote-Branches

Valmond,

push origin your/branch

Pushes, you guessed it, your/branch!

Head is usually your checked out working branch if you’re not in a headless state, right?

sloppy_diffuser,

git-scm.com/docs/git-push#Documentation/git-push.…

adrian783,

uh in any actual company you almost never push to origin master. so I think it’s a joke.

Valmond, (edited )

Depends on the configuration right?

You can work on your branch and then push that to integration for example.

I mean you’re not working on your local master/main branch right?

MajorHavoc,

Not with that attitude! /s

jelloeater85,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

Force push Fridays!

TheUncannyObserver,

That’s part of the joke, I think. If it’s a repo more than just you use, you would almost never push directly to the main branch.

MajorHavoc,

You forgot this –force flag.

Valmond,

I’m too lazy, I use -f

baseless_discourse, in Rust's static linter is called "Clippy" for a reason.

Every monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors, it is literally the definition of monad. But what do you expect from clippy…

skyline, in Rust's static linter is called "Clippy" for a reason.
@skyline@programming.dev avatar

There is no way.

kubica, in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

I want to follow commits not tweets.

Anders429, in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅

I don’t really get why we need social media elements in GitHub at all

MajorHavoc, (edited )

Yeah. I don’t know if the ‘follow’ piece does anything useful for anyone.

But as a professional developer, I have found that my GitHub account now prevents me from getting asked FizzBuzz at interviews. So whichever bit is causing that nonsense to stop, I hope they keep.

Looboer, in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

Just use What The Commit.

You can also create a git alias:

git config --global alias.yolo ‘!git add -A && git commit -m “$(curl --silent --fail whatthecommit.com/index.txt)”’

Now you can just type ‘git yolo’ to create a commit!

MajorHavoc,

Well that’s about half my commit messages that are going to be nonsense on weekends projects, now. Thank you!

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Full send.

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

“Make Sure You Are Square With Your God Before Trying To Merge This”

jungle, (edited )

Thanks for that, I’ve been laughing like a little kid:

“hoo boy”

“lol”

“Become a programmer, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.”

I can feel those so well! :')

hypnotic_nerd,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

Well such an informative reply! Thanks mate 👍

rustydrd, in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

“blah”

CarbonScored, in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@CarbonScored@hexbear.net avatar

Forward three hours, me using thesaurus.com to try fit the whole gist of my change into the first line.

Oha, in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅

github ≠ Social Media

hypnotic_nerd,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

So is the twitter 😅

sabreW4K3,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

!=

crackajack, in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

That’s in any bloody workplace! Especially if there is o synergy between different teams.

aes, in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

Psst,

git add -p

dukk, (edited )

Better yet, git commit -p

sip,

uuuuuuuu. and you could do -m to describe the commit.

next they’ll add --push/-P.

perhaps add -r for fetch/rebase then commit.

one command to rule them all! 😈

Johanno,

What does this?

foxymulder,
@foxymulder@lemmy.ml avatar

“patch mode” - Patch mode allows you to stage parts of a changed file, instead of the entire file. This allows you to make concise, well-crafted commits that make for an easier to read history.

AnarchistArtificer,

Yay, learning!

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Highly recommend throwing –patch on any git commands you’re used to using. You will have the prettiest, most atomic fkn commit, I’m serious people will love you for it.

I mean many people won’t care, but the quality folk will notice and approve.

Johanno,

We make a singular commit per feature.

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I always find this hard to follow personally.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Trunk based, eh? Yeah, we do that on a couple teams where I’m at, too. I like the philosophy, but force pushing the same commit over and over as you’re incorporating review feedback is antisocial, especially when you’ve got devs trying to test your changes out on their machines.

Omgpwnies,

eh, just squash and merge. Feature branch can be messy as long as main is clean

Johanno,

Yep. You have to make sure your feature branch works.

oce, (edited )
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Or just use a good IDE that makes doing atomic commits pretty natural.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve only tried the VS code hunk stager thing, and found it cumbersome compared to command line, but if you can make a GUI work for you ya go for it. I’ve never found it worth the trouble personally

dukk,

Shout out to Lazygit for letting me stage individual lines

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Looks pretty neat. I like that it shows the commands it’s issuing!

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

You should try the JetBrains IDEs, as the other said, you can pick changes line by line graphically, when you commit, when you do a diff with another branch or when you fix conflicts. It’s much more convenient than commands and terminal text editors.

syd, in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

I’m using Copilot for it right now. It works on half of the cases.

mdurell,

That’s about 300% better than my average!

Flyberius, (edited ) in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

Me trying to find ways around using the word “and” in the commit message.

aes, (edited )

git commit -m “directory_x:file_i.so: did x, y, and z; directory_x:file_ii.so: fixed t”

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