dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Omg that’s terrible! Link?

mlg,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

“HTTP and the Web is a totally reliable and easy to use internet protocol”

Thcdenton,
istoff,

Is that select * ?

I expect it looks more cumbersome with joins and multiple columns from different tables.

adamth0,

That’s what I was wondering. It’s doing a SELECT, but not saying exactly which columns it wants to retrieve.

httpjames,
@httpjames@sh.itjust.works avatar

Joins must be a pain in the ass with hooks

leftzero,

Of course not… where’s the damn <From> tag…?

SaltyIceteaMaker,
@SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

got no clue abot sql. what is wrong and how is it supposed to look like?

schnurrito,

SQL is supposed to look like this: SELECT status, name FROM some_table LIMIT 5

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

Different language

Daxtron2,

this basically xml being made to look like SQL. It’s gross and that’s why it’s funny

traches,

SQL is run on the server to communicate with a database. The screenshot is jsx, which is a front-end, UI templating language. Writing SQL this way is cursed

SirQuackTheDuck,

It could be querying the in-browser database (that’s commonly used, such as with WhatsApp web), which would be seeded by a different part of the application

utopianfiat,

Except that’s still a SQL dialect, not JSX. There’s no need to make this JSX.

Reptorian,

I kind of like it. I can understand where it start and end.

RagingRobot,

It’s kind of like graphQl you could make a compiler that would work with this.

utopianfiat,

but why

TheFerrango,

Sharepoint queries are written in something very similar 🤢

I still have nightmares from the one time I had to use that.

NigelFrobisher,

Needs JSON embedded in the elements because JSON is best practice.

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