Shave_MyBeever,

I hadn’t really thought about it, but he’s a good fit for a live action Krieger from Archer, ha ha

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

My god, you’re right.

Thteven,
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Pretty sure this is just masturbation

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Can you imagine if they could have also gotten with crazy hair Riker from Parallels?

buddascrayon,

Caption:

“Are you ready to go where no man has gone before?”

ElectricAirship,
@ElectricAirship@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ooooooooh boy

aperson,
Illegalmexicant,

I told my wife if we ever split, I’m finding a guy about my size so I can double my wardrobe and have a workout partner. So this is perfect.

rushaction,

My partner in the same size. NGL, it’s glorious.

Illegalmexicant,

Omg, I couldn’t imagine swapping cars and not spending 30 sec adjusting everything just to have it not quite rigt

MudMan,
@MudMan@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, right. Like Riker hadn't tried that already on the first day he got access to a holodeck.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Like Bortus's porn program but all Rikers

xusontha,

Why must you remind me of these things

lolcatnip,

Never forget!

hakunawazo,
LopensLeftArm,
@LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works avatar

Must’ve been his lifelong ambition.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s the reason he joined starfleet.

“One of these days, it’ll happen”, he could be heard mumbling as he filled out the paperwork.

abbadon420,

Eeewww!.. however…

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I swear to god if Thomas Riker wasn’t riddled with severe mental health issues at that point he’d have jumped on his own dick.

Picard: What the fuck?

Both Rikers, pointing at each other: Can I fuck?

ininewcrow,
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Picard: Number One … go fuck yourself

bingbong,

… Engage

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