Kirk hits rock bottom.
charonn0, 
“Laddie, every woman has her own charm. You just have to know where to look for it.”
DragonTypeWyvern, “Sometimes is the charm that she’s easy?”
emmanuel_car, It’s worse than that, she’s dead, Jim, she’s dead, Jim, she’s dead, Jim
CarlsIII, Somebody…calls me…I answer them…slowly…a pig…with kaleidoscope eyes!!
theodewere, 
hey Miss Piggy takes very good care of herself and i'm sure she smells nothing like you expect
FlyingSquid, 
A fragrant pig is still a pig. And she’d orgasm in that grumbly Frank Oz voice.
theodewere, she’d orgasm in that grumbly Frank Oz voice
over and over again, buddy
FlyingSquid, Are you suggesting James T. Kirk gives pigs multiple orgasms?
GregorGizeh, Probably alluding to the quirky info bit no.36211, namely that pigs can orgasm for 30 minutes to 4 hours depending on who tells you about it.
FlyingSquid, Well… he’s got stamina, but does he have that much stamina?
Sanctus, 
Ms Piggy would absolutely top. Count me in.
Zehzin, 
Hey stop hitting on David Cameron’s girlfriend.
andthenthreemore, That’s Lord Cameron, peasant.
Diplomjodler, Kirk was never known for his discerning taste, was he?
Orbituary, 
Riker would do it.
kaitco, What makes you think Riker hasn’t already done it??
ininewcrow, 
samus12345, 
Otto! There’s a gremlin on the side of the bus!
Gradually_Adjusting, 
Dude was blowing out the backs of aliens decades before I was alive. If he wants to hit that, that’s between him and Frank.
teft, 
Jim leans down and whispers in Miss Piggy’s ear: “Now scream like Yoda”
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